🚨 PSA 🚨 we will start respecting neopronouns in this group. I have created a short list of the neopronouns already in this group. Please, be respectful!
ne/ner/neir/neirs/neirself ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself ne/nem/nes/nes/nemself ne/nem/nes/nes/neself ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself ne/nem/nir/nirs/nirself ne/ner/nerre/nerse/nerself ne/nim/nis/nis/nimself ne/nim/nir/nirs/nimself ne/nir/nir/nirs/nirself ne/nym/nis/nymself ne/nym/nir/nymself ne/nym/nyr/nyrs/nymself ne/nym/nys/nymself nis/nim/nir/nimself nin/nim/(nins/nims)/nimself (nimse = more feminine form) nix/nix/nix/nixself no pronouns no/non/nonself ny/nym/nys/nys/nymself one/one/ones/oneself one/one/one’s/ones/oneself ons/oms/ors/omself ot/ot/ots/otself other/others/otherself ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself peh/pehm/peh's/pehmself per/pers/perself phey/phem/pheir/pheirs/pheirself pic/pim/per/pers/pimself pur/purs/purself py/(pyl/pylx)/pylx/pylx/pylxself q/qs/qself qe/qer/qers/qem/qemself qu/qu/qus/qus/quself quoi/quim quoi/quoir re/erm/rees/rees re/rei/res/reiself re/rem/rheir/remself re/ren/reis/reisi/reniself re/rhir/rhirself rie/rhem/rer/rers/rerself sae/saer/saer/saers/saerself saw/zaer/zaers/zaerself say/sair/sairs/sairself se/hem/hes/hes/hemself se/sem/ser/sers/serself or semself se/sim/ser/sers/simself se/syr/sym/syrs/syrself or symself sei/seir/seirs/seirself self/selfs/selfself (or self) she/her/hers/herself she/sheer/sheers/sheers/sheerself shi/hir/hirs/hirself (only to be reclaimed by intersex people) shi/zir/zirs/zirself sho/sher/sherself sho/shom’s/shomself shy/hyr/hyr/hyrs/hyrself sie/hir/hem/hemself sie/hir/hen/hirs/henself sie/hir/hirs/hirself sie/mer/mers/merself sie/sier/siers/sierself swe/swes/sweself te/ter/tem/ters/temself tey/tem/ter/ters/temself thae/thaer/thaer/thaers/thaerself the/thim/thir/thirs/thimself thee/har/har/hars/harself they/them/their/theirs/themself they/(theys/they's)/theyself thi/thim/thits/thimself this one/that one/that one’s/that one’s/that oneself thon/thom/thor/thomself thon/thon/thons/thonself thy/thym/thyr/thymself tre/trer/trem/tremself ty/tyr/tym/tymself tyr/tyr/tyrs/tyrs/tyrselfum/eh/er/umself v/v/v's/v's vae/vaer/vaem/vaerself vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself ve/vaer/vaers/vaers/vaerself ve/vair ve/vem/ver/vers/vemself ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself ve/ven/veen/vens/venself ve/ven/ver/vers/verself or venself ve/ver/veir/veirs/verself ve/ver/vers/verself ve/ver/vis/vis/verself ve/vir/virs/virself ve/vis/ver/verself ve/vis/vim/vimself ve/vis/vir/verself ver/ver/ver/vers/verself vi/v
... keep reading on reddit ➡Nguồn https://www.luatkhoa.org/2021/11/mieng-thit-bo-dat-vang-cua-ngai-bo-truong-chua-phai-la-thu-dang-de-noi-gian/?amp=1
Những người dùng mạng xã hội tại Việt Nam đang rần rần câu chuyện Bộ trưởng Bộ Công an Tô Lâm cùng tùy tùng ăn tiệc tại một nhà hàng sang trọng bậc nhất ở London, Anh, nơi mà một miếng thịt bò đã có giá vài chục triệu đồng. [1]
Chưa ai biết chính xác bữa tiệc thượng lưu của các quan chức tốn bao nhiêu, nhưng cách đây vài tuần một nhóm khách ăn uống tại chính nhà hàng này đã phải trả một hóa đơn trên 37.000 bảng Anh (hơn 1,1 tỷ đồng). [2]
Miếng thịt bò dát vàng mà ngài bộ trưởng và các quan chức thưởng thức, dù to đến đâu, vẫn chỉ là chuyện nhỏ so với những thứ diễn ra xung quanh nó.
Điều đầu tiên cần nói đến, đó là câu chuyện này chỉ tình cờ bị tiết lộ khi chủ nhà hàng, một đầu bếp trứ danh người Thổ Nhĩ Kỳ, tự đăng tải video quảng bá về bữa tiệc lên tài khoản mạng xã hội (video này sau đó đã được gỡ xuống).
Nếu không có sự tình cờ này, vị bộ trưởng ắt vẫn sẽ tiếp tục thoải mái đăng đàn thuyết giảng về “tấm gương đẹp trong Công an Nhân dân” mà không chút thẹn thùng. [3]
Bữa tiệc của bộ trưởng và tùy tùng diễn ra trong một không gian công cộng, nhưng việc nó chỉ vô tình phát lộ cho thấy vai trò giám sát quan chức lãnh đạo của báo chí nhà nước Việt Nam không khác gì một con số 0 tròn trĩnh.
Ở các nước dân chủ, nơi lãnh đạo thật sự do dân bầu ra, bất kể quan chức đi đâu, công tác trong nước hay công du nước ngoài, luôn có đội ngũ các phóng viên theo dõi để làm nhiệm vụ giám sát, đưa tin cho người dân. Thực tế này rõ ràng không tồn tại ở Việt Nam.
Và đây là điều đáng nói thứ hai: ngày nào Việt Nam không có báo chí độc lập đúng nghĩa, ngày đó những tờ báo quốc doanh vẫn chỉ là nô bộc cho các lãnh đạo. Đối tượng họ phục vụ mãi mãi là những ông quan ngồi rung đùi há miệng để người khác đút thịt bò dát vàng, chứ không phải là những người dân còng lưng ra làm việc đến kiệt sức để đóng thuế cho nhà nước.
Nếu không phải là nô bộc của lãnh đạo, cách nào giải thích việc đến giờ phút này, hơn 48 tiếng sau khi video và hình ảnh về bữa tiệc của Bộ trưởng Tô Lâm đã lan truyền khắp cõi mạng, vẫn không có bất kỳ một tờ báo nhà nước nào đưa tin về sự việc, cho dù là để “phản bác các luận điệu xuyên tạc” như họ vẫn thường làm?
Khi nhìn ngài bộ trưởng công an há miệng chờ người khác đút thịt bò, tôi lại nhớ đến một vị quan chức quân đội đã dẫn đầu lực lượng chặn đường về quê của công nhân vào tháng Tám vừa rồi.
Khi hàng ngàn công nhân, không việc
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Non-themed
ne/ner/neir/neirs/neirself
ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/neself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/ner/nerre/nerse/nerself
ne/nim/nis/nis/nimself
ne/nim/nir/nirs/nimself
ne/nir/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/nym/nis/nymself
ne/nym/nir/nymself
ne/nym/nyr/nyrs/nymself
ne/nym/nys/nymself
nis/nim/nir/nimself
nin/nim/(nins/nims)/nimself (nimse = more feminine form)
nix/nix/nix/nixself
no pronouns
no/non/nonself
ny/nym/nys/nys/nymself
one/one/ones/oneself
one/one/one’s/ones/oneself
ons/oms/ors/omself
ot/ot/ots/otself
other/others/otherself
ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself
peh/pehm/peh's/pehmself
per/pers/perself
phey/phem/pheir/pheirs/pheirself
pic/pim/per/pers/pimself
pur/purs/purself
py/(pyl/pylx)/pylx/pylx/pylxself
q/qs/qself
qe/qer/qers/qem/qemself
qu/qu/qus/qus/quself
quoi/quim
quoi/quoir
re/erm/rees/rees
re/rei/res/reiself
re/rem/rheir/remself
re/ren/reis/reisi/reniself
re/rhir/rhirself
rie/rhem/rer/rers/rerself
sae/saer/saer/saers/saerself
saw/zaer/zaers/zaerself
say/sair/sairs/sairself
se/hem/hes/hes/hemself
se/sem/ser/sers/serself or semself
se/sim/ser/sers/simself
se/syr/sym/syrs/syrself or symself
sei/seir/seirs/seirself
self/selfs/selfself (or self)
she/her/hers/herself
she/sheer/sheers/sheers/sheerself
shi/hir/hirs/hirself (only to be reclaimed by intersex people)
shi/zir/zirs/zirself
sho/sher/sherself
sho/shom’s/shomself
shy/hyr/hyr/hyrs/hyrself
sie/hir/hem/hemself
sie/hir/hen/hirs/henself
sie/hir/hirs/hirself
sie/mer/mers/merself
sie/sier/siers/sierself
swe/swes/sweself
te/ter/tem/ters/temself
tey/tem/ter/ters/temself
thae/thaer/thaer/thaers/thaerself
the/thim/thir/thirs/thimself
thee/har/har/hars/harself
they/them/their/theirs/themself
they/(theys/they's)/theyself
thi/thim/thits/thimself
this one/that one/that one’s/that one’s/that oneself
thon/thom/thor/thomself
thon/thon/thons/thonself
thy/thym/thyr/thymself
tre/trer/trem/tremself
ty/tyr/tym/tymself
tyr/tyr/tyrs/tyrs/tyrselfum/eh/er/umself
v/v/v's/v's
vae/vaer/vaem/vaerself
vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself
ve/vaer/vaers/vaers/vaerself
ve/vair
ve/vem/ver/vers/vemself
ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself
ve/ven/veen/vens/venself
ve/ven/ver/vers/verself or venself
ve/ver/veir/veirs/verself
ve/ver/vers/verself
ve/ver/vis/vis/verself
ve/vir/virs/virself
ve/vis/ver/verself
ve/vis/vim/vimself
ve/vis/vir/verself
ver/ver/ver/vers/verself
vi/vic/vics/vicself
vie/ver/vers/verself
vie/vir/ve
... keep reading on reddit ➡PSA we will start respecting neopronouns in this group. I have created a *short* list of the neopronouns already in this group. Please, be respectful!
Non-themed
ne/ner/neir/neirs/neirself
ne/nem/neir/neirs/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/nemself
ne/nem/nes/nes/neself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nemself
ne/nem/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/ner/nerre/nerse/nerself
ne/nim/nis/nis/nimself
ne/nim/nir/nirs/nimself
ne/nir/nir/nirs/nirself
ne/nym/nis/nymself
ne/nym/nir/nymself
ne/nym/nyr/nyrs/nymself
ne/nym/nys/nymself
nis/nim/nir/nimself
nin/nim/(nins/nims)/nimself (nimse = more feminine form)
nix/nix/nix/nixself
no pronouns
no/non/nonself
ny/nym/nys/nys/nymself
one/one/ones/oneself
one/one/one’s/ones/oneself
ons/oms/ors/omself
ot/ot/ots/otself
other/others/otherself
ou/ou/ous/ous/ouself
peh/pehm/peh's/pehmself
per/pers/perself
phey/phem/pheir/pheirs/pheirself
pic/pim/per/pers/pimself
pur/purs/purself
py/(pyl/pylx)/pylx/pylx/pylxself
q/qs/qself
qe/qer/qers/qem/qemself
qu/qu/qus/qus/quself
quoi/quim
quoi/quoir
re/erm/rees/rees
re/rei/res/reiself
re/rem/rheir/remself
re/ren/reis/reisi/reniself
re/rhir/rhirself
rie/rhem/rer/rers/rerself
sae/saer/saer/saers/saerself
saw/zaer/zaers/zaerself
say/sair/sairs/sairself
se/hem/hes/hes/hemself
se/sem/ser/sers/serself or semself
se/sim/ser/sers/simself
se/syr/sym/syrs/syrself or symself
sei/seir/seirs/seirself
self/selfs/selfself (or self)
she/her/hers/herself
she/sheer/sheers/sheers/sheerself
shi/hir/hirs/hirself (only to be reclaimed by intersex people)
shi/zir/zirs/zirself
sho/sher/sherself
sho/shom’s/shomself
shy/hyr/hyr/hyrs/hyrself
sie/hir/hem/hemself
sie/hir/hen/hirs/henself
sie/hir/hirs/hirself
sie/mer/mers/merself
sie/sier/siers/sierself
swe/swes/sweself
te/ter/tem/ters/temself
tey/tem/ter/ters/temself
thae/thaer/thaer/thaers/thaerself
the/thim/thir/thirs/thimself
thee/har/har/hars/harself
they/them/their/theirs/themself
they/(theys/they's)/theyself
thi/thim/thits/thimself
this one/that one/that one’s/that one’s/that oneself
thon/thom/thor/thomself
thon/thon/thons/thonself
thy/thym/thyr/thymself
tre/trer/trem/tremself
ty/tyr/tym/tymself
tyr/tyr/tyrs/tyrs/tyrselfum/eh/er/umself
v/v/v's/v's
vae/vaer/vaem/vaerself
vae/vaer/vaers/vaerself
ve/vaer/vaers/vaers/vaerself
ve/vair
ve/vem/ver/vers/vemself
ve/vem/vir/virs/vemself
ve/ven/veen/vens/venself
ve/ven/ver/vers/verself o
