A list of puns related to "Timeβlife"
But that sort of thing stick in your mind.
So today, I had a conversation with my friend while walking home from school. At one point my lace untied and he pointed that out to me while we were walking past a 7eleven. I am horrible at making puns so forgive me. I shall call him J
J: You u should tie up your shoes
Me(pointing to the lays packet in the store): I can't be bothered tying my shoe-lays
J: You should stop spread them all around the "play-se" (place)
Me: Well maybe you should stop lay-zing around and actually study(he couldn't reply to that cuz all he does is lay-ing around aimlessly. Haha! See what I did there!)
Conversation deviates
Me: come follow me to Cheers let's look for a giftcard
J: nah
Me: get your lay-z ass over to cheers u ungrateful bitch! u make my life lays miserables
Go outside and ride your bike
That took a lot of balls.
Oops, wrong sub
The doctor says itβll be a few weeks until I can use my ankle again.
Hmm...my racehorses really do have some strange names.
Me? I have no rugrats.
They were Goodyearβs
I said βno mom! Where thereβs a wheel, thereβs a way!β
That shit was nuts!
He canβt seem to deal with the aftermath.
I have other things to do during the day.
Well you should, it's Remember Antz Day
At first I wasn't sure whether I liked the beard, but it's growing on me.
Is an explanation really necessary for this?
First grade, I'm in the school play because, well, every one was. I can sing, always have been pretty good at it, so they gave me the job of playing Sebastian in our Little Mermaid rendition. We're singing "Under the Sea" and I look out to the audience to see my dad, in the front row, making the biggest, puffiest fish face his head will physically allow. I haven't done much acting since then.
Me: I'm hungry.
Dad: Nice to meet ya hungry, I'm Jack.
The doctor says itβll be a few weeks before I can use my ankle again.
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