Love in the time of Coronavirus
I said, "The scent you're wearing is beautiful."She said, "Thanks, it is my hand sanitizer."
After Jack planted the magic beans, his mother hated how her beautiful cottage was now overshadowed by a huge, green, tendril-covered trunk. However, over time, she eventually came to love the mystical plant.
This is known as βstalk-home syndromeβ
My mom bought my wife Minnie mouse pj's for her birthday. She wore them last night for the first time. My daughter came in to our room this morning and said "Mom, I love your Minnie pajamas!"
I responded, "Actually they're full size."
I love buying fire works this time of year
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Even though they're pricy, they're still the best bang-for-your-buck I can find
I explained to my son, "You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one."
"That's the Domino effect!"
I have a friend who's a koala, named Kerry. She really loves her tea. One time, she told me "I love to climb mountains, but I'd really love to drink my tea on Everest of all of them." when I asked why, she replied,
"then it would be the highest koala tea!"
Iβm reading a book about these two melons that have a forbidden love. Theyβve tried to run away together many times, but are caught every time.
It seems that no matter how hard they try, they just canβt-elope
What did Jesus love to do in his spare time?
Cross-fit
Thatβs what exactly happened every time I tried to reach out for love
when you love poems but you dont have much time
My dad just told me the worst dad joke ever but I love it at the same time the joke was "Why does Mr Tayto have a phone"
"In case onion rings"
Thereβs no time like today to do the things you love. For me, that thing is fishing.
Carp diem!
I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...
It's in tents!
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head.
I love this time of year because I'm really good at wrapping presents
It's one of my gifts.
Once upon a time two trees fell in love
I will stop the story there because it gets too sappy
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head.
