A list of puns related to "Tiger Animal"
You could say that Iโm a big cat person.
Well yeah! That's where all the big CAT scans are done
Because the winner was a cheetah
So weโve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)
Anyways... Weโve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. Itโs Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...
Weโre pointing out the different animals to Son and heโs repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying โHiโ as a new animal rotates in.
So Wife goes, โHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?โ
And Son waves and says โHi!โ and giggles.
Wife: โAnd thereโs an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?โ
Son: โHi... tootsโ
Wife: โYes! Toots! And hereโs the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?โ
Son: โHi!โ
Wife: โThatโs the โHi of the Tigerโโ
Me: โ... ๐ ๐ ๐โ
Wife: โYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!โ
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recogniseโฆ a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're addersโฆ so we have to use logs."
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