I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I guess the concept didn't work
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
> In the second month of the year dinghai [1288], 1 received financial support from the lay- Buddhist, Lady Yang. > > Following the old man of the mountains and seas, I climbed the mountain and became a monk [received the tonsur and the robe]. > > In the year jichou [1289], I filled the position of hall superintendant > > In the year gengyin [1290], I wanted to withdraw and leave. > > I confided this to the honorable Song. > > He assisted with three mu [a little more than ยฝ acre] of arable land. > > Repeatedly, I was ordered to take part [in the religious gatherings] in the hall > > For a short time, I was bleeding from the nose. > > The late master ordered me to wait upon him. > > In the spring of the year xiumao [1291], the honorable Qu granted fields and farms but we did not take them. > > I acted and quickly wrote that Qu's fields would be returned. > > In the year renchen [1292], I was in charge of the storage. > > In the years guisi and jiawu [1293/ 94], I hastened as fundraiser from benefactor's to benefactor's door. > > In the year yiwei of the era yuanzhen [1295], the late master lay down with an illness and (never) got up (again) [died]. > > After he was buried, I immediately left the mountain in order to realize my long cherished intention. > > In the year bingshen [1296], I roamed the Wumen area. > > In the spring of the year dingyou of the era dade [1297], I took my > > bundle under the arm and unrolled it at Mount Tianzhu. > > In autumn, I went to Mount Lu. > > In winter, I returned to Nanjing. > > Hidden in the shady grass of the hut, I spent ten months there. > > In the winter of the year wuwu [1298], I built the Huanzhu [Illusory Abode] retreat on Mount Bian. > > In the winter of the year jihai [1299], I built the Huanzhu retreat in Wumen. > > I stayed there the whole time from the year gengzi [1300] to the year xinchou [1301]. > > In the year renyin [1302], I was asked to become abbot of the Dajue [Great Enlightenment] temple, but I withdrew and went to Nanxu. > > In the year guimao [1303], I sent Buna [Cuyong, abbot of Dajue temple from 1297- 1307] to return to Dajue temple. > > In the year jiacheng [1304], I returned and looked after the tomb of my late master. In the winter of the year yisi [1305], I was in charge of the affairs of the > > Shiziyu
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Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Mathematical puns makes me number
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
He lost May
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyโre on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
translated by google translate because i'm too lazy to actually do it
Mistsplitter's Reflection:
One of the inscription knives bestowed by the generals, it is said that its potential can cut through the mountains and mists with the power of thunder.
It was once broken into thousands of pieces. After recasting, the knife left traces like flowing clouds.
In the ballad, "Otemon Arataki, Iwakura, Nagato Kitain, Kiriki Takamine"
The children of martial arts juxtaposed the famous martial artists in history, and the "Misty Kaolin" was him.
Together with the gods and men who used to work, he used his secret sword "Mist Cut" to cut down countless monsters and gods.
He also learned how to draw bows from the influential Tengu, and taught archery to his favorite people.
However, the secret sword Wuqi no longer has been passed down to future generations, and only remains in scripts, drawings and nursery rhymes.
At the end of his career, he faced the darkness of the army in an array of generals.
If she didn't leave her favorite bow as a bet, maybe the situation would be different.
But true gamblers can't regret it anyway, never care about "if" and never regret "if".
Enemies are pouring in like a mist, and that's enough to constantly use a wonderful sword that can cut through the mist of the mountains and the mist.
If the cutting speed is fast enough, then you will be able to clear the deep dark fog and glimpse the lightโโ
"Asase, the promise with you... No, I will never lose this gamble to end all gambling. ."
"I will definitely go back. Then, together with the bow used as a gambling capital, take away the future I won!"
Like a continuous thunder light, he and the fog cut down countless monsters together.
But in the end, the sword was still not as strong as the swordsman's persistence, and gradually shattered.
And the thick black fog completely submerged him...
In the end, only the fragments of the knife were retrieved and recast, assuming the name of fog cutting.
Like a warrior holding a broken hilt like a spider silk hanging into the darkness,
In the dark fog, I still stubbornly kept telling myself in my heart:
The outcome of the gambling is still inconclusive. I must return to Asase...
Thundering Pulse:
The inscription bow scorched by thunder light, even if it is washed by the thick darkness, it still does not lose its look.
The era of misery that came from the distant sea was once the proud weapon of a certain swordsman.
When I
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Christopher Walken
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Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minorsโ
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
