A list of puns related to "Three Days"
Do I need to see my doctor?
Coworker: How is she today?
Me: She's still holding up well.
To prevent bat breath.
It's been two weeks and I don't know how to get home
I really gamed the system.
I guess i would rate this day a 22/7.
So my front yard has a lot of weeds and crappy grass I've been trying to get rid of for years. They're mutants, so nothing will kill them. This year, one of the decorative rocks has turned out to be covered by a giant shroom as well. This thing is enormous. It has about a hundred different canopies, but as far as I can tell it's all one organism.
So I was talking with her about things I might be able to use to get rid of all this stuff, shroom included, and after she suggested a mixture of various household products I asked if it would work on fungus as well. She said it was worth a shot and asked why I wanted to know.
I replied, "Because that thing's just taking up way too mush room."
I was over it in a few seconds, but she's been randomly cracking up for days now. Send help.
The horse’s name is Friday.
He said, "Why, what's so special about it?"
He told me with no hesitation that he was eating a jam sandwich.
'cause every time I try I always wake up after 8 hours or so.
Cheesus Christ!
To prevent bat breath!
To prevent bat breath!
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