My dad never texts me. Today at 7:26 AM, he sends this

"I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it."

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📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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My Dad just said this, I kid you not...

"I thought about going into broadcasting, but I couldn't throw the women very far..."

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📅︎ Feb 25 2014
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