On August 1st 2012 FCW held their last show, nearly a decade later let’s see where everyone who worked this show ended up.
*Note- for the wrestlers who ended up becoming very bigs names, I’m not gonna give as much detail that I would for the others
Xavier Woods defeats Byron Saxton
Xavier Woods- Woods would move over to NXT where he wouldn’t accomplish much success. He was called up to the main roster around September 2013 where he was mostly used in a lower midcarder position and teamed with R-Truth, in summer-fall 2014 he formed a new team with Kofi Kingston and Big Langston called the New Day which has now been around for nearly 8 years despite Big E being split from the group by the draft in 2020 and 2021. Woods has become a 9x time tag team champion (4x Raw,5x SD) and is currently going by King Woods after winning the 2021 King Of The Ring.
Byron Saxton- At the time of this writing, Byron Saxton hasn’t wrestled another match since this show. Byron would move on to become a commentator across multiple WWE shows, he is currently a color commentator on Raw.
Big E Langston defeats Garret Dylan
Big E- would move over to NXT where he was a top guy, in December 2012 he defeated Seth Rollins to become the second NXT Champion before losing the belt to Bo Dallas in May 2013, Big E would get officially called up to the main roster where he originally worked as the muscle to Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee before the 3 split up later in the year. In November 2013 Big E defeated Curtis Axel for the Intercontinental Championship, he held the belt until May 2014 when he dropped it to Bad News Barrett at Extreme Rules. In Summer-Fall of 2014 Big E would join Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston as part of the New Day, the group would go on to become 8 time tag team champions (the 9th reign mentioned earlier was without Big E). Big E was split from the group by the 2020 Draft with him staying on SmackDown and the other two going to Raw, while on his own Big E captured the Intercontinental Championship in December 2020, he dropped the belt to Apollo Crews in April 2021. Big E would bounce back from that loss and win the 2021 Men’s Money In The Bank Match in July 2021 and successfully cash in on Bobby Lashley for the WWE Championship in September 2021. Big E dropped the belt to Brock Lesnar on January 1st 2022 but is still very much in the title picture.
Garrett Dylan Aka Jody Kristofferson- Dylan would move over to NXT where he wouldn’t accomplish much before officially
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Please, please, please don’t sing along with Thom. You’re off key, you don’t sound like him, and you make horrible noises when you try to imitate sounds, and talk about squeeze and compression. You sound whiny and as if you’re pinching your nose shut as you bray your poor imitations. Hopefully you have not ruined one of my favorite songs or my all-time favorite band. People familiar with Radiohead and Thom Yorke know his voice is almost impossible to mimic. So just stop. Please. Make your bizarre comments if you must, and constantly interrupt beautiful songs to tell everyone how clever you are and how you understand music better than everyone else—if you must. But don’t sing along with or on top of Thom Yorke. If you listen to this video, you should be able to hear how dissonant your voice is alongside his. If you can’t hear the dissonance, then maybe don’t make yourself out to be a [self-proclaimed] expert, and maybe just shut up and listen to beautiful music like the rest of us, instead of bleating over top of it and pausing to imitate farm animals before telling us those are the same sounds Thom makes
The doctor says it terminal.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
I decided to do a scenario with current day NWA and try to make it interesting again on EWR. The story is basically in January 2022 Billy Corgan hires me as booker/president of the NWA and I'm trying to do a realistic building up of the company to make it a contender. So I'm pretending I still have a decent budget but not unlimited EWR type money to sign everyone in the world. I'm a nerd about writing all this stuff out so bear with me.
Here is my first PPV card and the storylines for Jan. 2022:
NWA Brawl In Duval:
Matt Cardona defeated Trevor Murdoch for the NWA World Title
- This was just a continuation of what's going on in real life. Murdoch has been the champ for about 6 months at this point and I thought I would have more options and exposure for world title feuds with Cardona as the chicken shit heel champion while I build some guys up to be contenders.
Nick Aldis and Tim Storm defeated Thom Latimer and Royce Issacs to retain the NWA Tag Titles
- Aldis and Storm are the tag champs after beating La Rebelion during the month. I brought Royce back to the NWA because I always liked him and The Wildcards tag team within Strictly Business. Aldis and Latimer are still feuding and it's became kind of a Aldis, Storm, Doug Williams vs. Latimer, Isaacs, Chris Masters feud which will probably be a 6 man match soon.
Carlito defeated Chris Masters to unify the TV and National Titles
- I signed Carlito and he immediately beat Tyrus for the TV title. Him and Masters began a feud for the month and I decided the NWA had too many titles so I unified the two midcard titles. Carlito won and now the unified title is called the National TV title. The short term storyline being that we will unveil a new belt and Carlito will look at it and be like "now that's cool". Masters is eventually going to get kicked out of Strictly Business, team with Carlito again, and make a run for the tag titles.
Jax Dane beat Crimson
- Basically a former best friends feud that's happening in real life right now as well. I'm building Jax Dane up as a monster heel because I've always felt he was underrated. At least on a NWA style level. Jax Dane will probably be next in line for the National TV title.
Kamille defeated Mickie James and Serena Deeb to retain the NWA Women's Title
- Pretty straight forward. I signed Deeb back to NWA full time. Still trying to build Kamille up like I know Corgan wants to do. I wanted to give it to Mickie James but I can't get
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Amy
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Until he discovered it was extra sharp.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”
