Hey dad what’s for tea?

One after thirty nine

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mackaygeorge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2019
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Got hit with this one out of nowhere at the Mother's Day BBQ

Bf's dad: Did you know that every can of beans only has two hundred and thirty nine beans?

Me: Oh really?

Bf's dad: Yeah, if there were one more they'd be too farty.

...Didn't even see that one comin'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notthemonth
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2017
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