She believed that mineral the same.
A feminemesis
Shaken and a little bit slurred
Because the liquor stores will be closed for 2 days.
...'' You see? Many hands make light work.''
Just a bit of light reading
Turns out it was a bronzefish
They are calling it the iPatch.
...does that mean that every country is a third-world country?
I know the drill.
Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
No tres passing.”
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
He likes his milk "past-your-eyes"
Nothing ,she just Waves
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
I probably should have told her about the new electric fence..
Because they're MANdated.
Crest toothpaste, of course.
Hershey's
Microwaves
This really speaks volumes.
He must’ve been at deaf’s door.
They/them
Revenge of the Smith
....a microwave.
Because it is predominantly mail.
They Tide!
The final challenge is a real showstopper.
Wave white flags
Nothing, oceans can’t talk.
A microwave.
Nothing, they just waved!
Nothing it just waved
Because we’re all the third world from the sun!
