Some women are part of itty bitty titty committee

But some man are stuck in bare-skin hair-thin chin commission

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📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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My brother was telling us about this character from a TV show that he likes...

The character's name is Onion.

Me: I can see why you like that character. Sounds like he's got many layers.

Dad: Yeah, but the problem is he's got really thin skin.

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📅︎ Aug 14 2015
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