They Want My Soul Puns

Scene: A family exploring a busy city, they've been walking for a while.

Sister: "My feet are so sore can we sit down somewhere soon?"

Dad: Sees the church that he wanted to check out "We can go inside that church"

Sister: "I just don't wanna walk any more though"

Dad: "But when you go inside, you can sit down and let your sole be healed" (Alt. Ver. "Let your soul be heeled")

It didn't hit me that we were dad joked until we were sitting inside.

My grandma has started using facebook this year and she loves to post things like this on my wall:

"I wanted to send you a Fairy Tale for your birthday, but they tend to Dragon." ""Tis better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall." "Two left feet? It wasn't until the mid 19th. century that shoe manufacturers began making right and left shoes. Clarks was the first to do so. Before that, our ancestors who walked a lot had sore feet. Those poor souls!"

She's got a million of them, and is apparently determined to post all of them