They Call Me Puns

because they lighten me up

...Because I turned my lady into a mummy!

I like to think it's because I had a good memory.

Earlier i only used to be broke...

Then they call me ugly and poor

An askhole.

I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.

I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.

We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.

Because I’ll never find love

I’m pretty Gouda my job.

But I didn’t care

Because I'm a web developer.

...because Mad Cow was already taken."

Then they call me ugly and poor.

Then they call me Ugly and Poor

Now they call me ugly and poor

Then they call me poor and ugly.