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Hi. Now I decided to investigate the song "D.I.E" which has been found on one of Michael's lists in his bedroom where he wrote songs that he wants to finish. Here are my notes is there is something that is missing for there is false information, please reply!
(Bobi MJ) MJJBreaker's report on "D.I.E" (Dance Is Entertainment)
10/01/2021
"D.I.E" and according to most of the sources is stating for "Dance Is Entertainment" is an unreleased song by Michael Jackson. Since I'm writing this report the track still remains unheard/unreleased. However, only 2 snippets of
the track are "leaked" on the internet, but their authenticity is most likely fake.
Leaks: [Information is missing]
Title: D.I.E (Dance Is Entertainment)
Writers: Michael Jackson, Theron "Neff-U" Feemster, Michael Prince?
(According to https://www.reddit.com/r/MichaelJack...released-songs the song is written by MJ and Theron "Neff-U" Feemster.)
(It's unknown if Michael Prince also wrote the song or if there are more writers. The information is unverified)
(According to a user on the MJJCommunity forums, the song is a rock track.)
Recorded/Worked: 2008 - 2009
(The information is unverified.)
(Some sources are stating that the song was only worked in 2008. Others that it was worked between2008 & 2009 and during the This Is It rehearsals.)
Producers: Michael Jackson, Theron "Neff-U" Feemster, Michael Prince
Lyrics: ???
Side Note: The song was registered in the United States Copyright Office on August 16, 2010
(The song was registered twice. The other one has the same information as this one except that Michael Prince was not credited.
[It is possible to be added more information.]
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