I had a Bonnie Tyler Satellite Navigation Sytem once..

Was rubbish, kept telling me to turn around and every now and then it fell apart

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📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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Dad-joked my mom

She was tried out a novel way of shifting the brownies into a plastic bag by placing the glass pan in the bag, and then swiftly turning the whole thing upside down so the brownies fell out as a whole. It didn't go well at all.

Mom: "Oooohhh damn, they all broke apart."

Me from the kitchen table: "At least they can rest in pieces now."

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📅︎ Dec 20 2013
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