My son might not be the best roofer in the world
I think the best web designers in the world might be
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
If you asked me how I would describe the best cheese in the world....
I'd say it's legend-dairy.
5 years ago today I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
Who is the world's best, but un-tidiest, football player?
Where do the best looking vampires in the world live?
Before I tucked my son into bed, I told him how proud I am of him, and that he is the second best son in the world.
Him: second best?
Me: yeah, I'm still the best son. But you're doing great, too.
I am the world's best farter
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
You could say it's very prophetable.
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world
I’d make an argument for Swiss cheese being the best in the whole world, but it would probably be full of holes
Did you hear? There’s going to be a movie about the best shoes in the world!
It’s going to be a feeture film!
Did you know that rabbits make the best beer in the world?
What’s the best color in the entire world?
Hy-purple-y!
Made up by my 7-year old daughter. So proud
Edit: should have spelled it hy-purple-e
What is the best armed country in the world?
What do you call the best milk in the world?
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world,
but it’s definitely up there.
I'm the best Assistant DJ in the entire world....
In fact, I hold the record!
I’ve been looking at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, and although I’m not sure whether it’s the best in the world...
...It’s definitely up there.
To everyone who wished a Happy Father’s Day to “the best dad in the world...”
I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.
I’m so poor, I can’t go see the world. The best that I can do...
...is visiting Amazon while on Safari.
Did you hear about the world best milk?
Well, it’s pretty legen-dairy.
My Uncle is one of the best farmers in the world
because he's always out standing in his field.
If you want to find the best dad jokes in the world, you have to go here.
www.reddit.com/r/dadjokes
Twenty years ago, I married my best friend in the whole world.
If my wife ever finds out, she’ll kill me!
It must suck having the world's best clown as your dad
You would have such big shoes to fil
Friend of mine says he's created the best yoga move in the world.
Quite a stretch if you ask me.
Turqoise is the best color in the world
It's cyantifically proven
It blue my mind
I'm quite purplexed
I red it on the internet
Which continent is home to the world’s best climbers?
I had the world’s best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now it’s just a pipe dream.
I’m the second best fighter in the world.
I’ve come second in every fight I’ve ever been in.
I visited the world's best curry restaurant
During the second world war, the Japanese imperial army killed the chef who used to make the best Indian breads.
But the Japanese still deny the Nan-king massacre.
What’s the best part about sleeping at the end of the world as we know it?
I just potty trained my son and he's already the best pooper in the world.
"What's the best smell in the world?"
Me: Dad, do you know what the best smell in the world is?
Dad: what?
Me: the smell of a dollar.
Dad: do you know what smells even better?
Me: what?
Dad: two dollars.
How does it feel to have the best son in the world?
"I don't know, ask your grandfather."
I don't have the best ceiling in the world
Ten years ago today, I asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend, and the most beautiful woman in the world to marry me.
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum. You just can't beat it.
I’ve just been looking at our ceiling, kids, and while I wouldn’t say it’s the best in the world…
It’s definitely up there…
Turquoise is the best color in the world..
It’s been cyantifically proven
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