What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Why is the doctor hot tempered?
because there ain’t any patients
I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..."
Why did the kid who fell into the well need glasses?
Because he couldn't see that well
My father climbed telephone poles for a living and was a well known part of the community
A lot of people looked up to him
I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
The so-called "free range" movement has crossed over into baked goods as well.
After several failed attempts with baguettes, however, bakers have decided that it should remain bread in captivity.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well
Why’d my old man fall in the well
Cuz he couldn’t see that well
I ate some food coloring the other day and didn’t feel well. I went to the doctor but he told me I was fine.
I still feel like I dyed on the inside.
Did you know Sully js gay? Well, he came out of the closet.
Why did the pony not do well at his singing audition?
Unfortunately, he was a little hoarse.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
One is attired of this repost and the other is about to unicybscribe from this sub.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.
Well, this one hit the bar
Giving Sub Zero the Mr Freeze quotes makes him not just the coolest of freezy puns, but the frozen one as well.
I told my son, look the church has locked up the door and turned off their lights. He said, what's that got to do with anything? I said well,...
The park ranger told me that he would donate all the pennies, nickles, and quarters thrown into the wishing well to my charity.....
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!
They asked me how I put the wood together so well.
I rode my bike again for the first time since my teens. I can’t believe that I can still ride it so well.
It’s just like riding a bike.
We got a new dog yesterday. He was a rescue and we're so glad to make him a part of our family. 'I think the transition is going well.'
'But your mother thinks it's been ruff.'
Did you hear about the well-behaved little boy?
Whenever he was good, his dad gave him 10p and a pat on the head. By the time he was sixteen, he had £786 and a flat head.
The mighty Dwayne Johnson!
Since the pandemic, my friend has been doing well selling vases made from herbs mixed with ancient crushed Chinese plates...
That's pretty good thyme-Ming.
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you’d get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
I used to be the soccer team's striker until my coach realized I wasn't playing well. He said....
You should play defense, no offense.
Which is the bird that can do the things that you can do, as well?
So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends “well the chicken strips for 6$”
“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? I found out why it happened.
He couldn’t see that well.
Why is the temperate grasslands the savanna's idol?
Because it will always follow its foot-steppe
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew of the shelves.
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Why did the blind man walk into the well?
He couldn’t see that well
Why did the old lady fall down the well?
She didn’t see that well.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
Because he couldn't see that well...
Why did the blind man fall in the well?
Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
Why did the old lady fall in the well?
She couldn’t see that well.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he can’t see that well!
Why did the man fall into a well?
Cause he couldn't see that well!
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Why did the old lady fall into the well?
Because she didn't see that well
Why did the blind guy fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
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