Why couldn't the ocean wave?

Its hands were tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s0apyjam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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Why should you never, ever increase the frequency of a wave?

Cos it Hertz a wave's feelings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresentTheToast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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What is the most deceptive wave on the electric magnetic spectrum?

Microwave! They might be small, but if you stand in front of them for too long you will be cooking but not in a good way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossqbit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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My boat was turned over by the waves at sea

Don't worry I saved it by wearing it on my head, it was cap-sized!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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The opposite of a tidal wave?

A microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joezze
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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(holds up left hand) Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?

Because it's mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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The 2020 Olympics flags don't seem to wave in the air as much as previous years' Olympics.

Makes sense though, since there aren't as many fans there this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ned-Bailey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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A Chinese stand up comedian was half way his set when all the lights went out. He told the crowd to put all their hands in the air and wave. As by a miracle the lights came back on. ...

...'' You see? Many hands make light work.''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Puppy-Zwolle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?

They Tide!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISimbaI
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewishing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2017
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Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'

I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'

She thought that was pretty funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocatsonmelmac
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Was the ocean salty when the land didn’t wave back?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightning_Bolt88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.

I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KasenPringle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Two waves met in the middle of the night behind a boat

The first wave asked, β€œare you awake?”

The second responded, β€œno, I’m a normal wave.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/testmonkeyalpha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What did the scientist say after getting hit by a sound wave?

"Ouch, that Hertz."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What did one wave say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCR01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What did the sound wave say to the doctor?

β€œIt hertz when I touch it doc”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetinsBurg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerySmallEel
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Driving with my dad, he honks and waves at somebody on the street.

"Who is that?"

"No idea, but they'll be wondering who I am all day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebeccab_ms
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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What did the wave say to the cliffside after low tide?

I mist you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderall_Breath
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.

They've got to be bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluesox4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you call the mother of all waves

A tsumommy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linsleyy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I got this from my son. ”Why did the surfer leave the wave?”

He was Board

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swetiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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At the ocean the other day a huge wave caught me by surprise

All I could think was oh, swell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obi1DidntHave2Die
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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The waves were awfully angry at the beach today

They hit their breaking point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shtory
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2016
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Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand? imgur.com/k2gil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2011
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"Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?" *and do a Queen wave with a hand of your choosing*...

"Because that's my hand"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hipnosister
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2018
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The ocean is salty because it waves at land, but land never waves back.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacofrog2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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What did one wave say to the other wave?

You're swell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musicmanjams
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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