Why couldn't the ocean wave?
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︎ Feb 15 2022
Why should you never, ever increase the frequency of a wave?
Cos it Hertz a wave's feelings
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︎ Jan 19 2022
What is the most deceptive wave on the electric magnetic spectrum?
Microwave! They might be small, but if you stand in front of them for too long you will be cooking but not in a good way.
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︎ Nov 26 2021
My boat was turned over by the waves at sea
Don't worry I saved it by wearing it on my head, it was cap-sized!
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︎ Sep 24 2021
The opposite of a tidal wave?
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︎ Sep 22 2021
(holds up left hand) Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?
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︎ Sep 07 2021
The 2020 Olympics flags don't seem to wave in the air as much as previous years' Olympics.
Makes sense though, since there aren't as many fans there this year.
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︎ Jul 24 2021
A Chinese stand up comedian was half way his set when all the lights went out. He told the crowd to put all their hands in the air and wave. As by a miracle the lights came back on. ...
...'' You see? Many hands make light work.''
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︎ Jun 23 2021
There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I bet the ocean is salty because no one waves back.
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︎ Oct 25 2017
Walking through the mall with my 9 yr old and a kiosk saleswoman waves a sample of lotion and asks 'A gift for your daughter?'
I said 'No, thank you' and then looked down at my daughter and said 'Can you believe she thought I'd trade you away for just a tiny bit of lotion? I'd need a whole bottle, at least!'
She thought that was pretty funny.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Was the ocean salty when the land didnβt wave back?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
Itβs called the Redundant-Sea.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Two waves met in the middle of the night behind a boat
The first wave asked, βare you awake?β
The second responded, βno, Iβm a normal wave.β
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︎ Jun 13 2018
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What did the scientist say after getting hit by a sound wave?
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What did one wave say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
What did the sound wave say to the doctor?
βIt hertz when I touch it docβ
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︎ Jun 01 2019
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
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︎ May 16 2019
Driving with my dad, he honks and waves at somebody on the street.
"Who is that?"
"No idea, but they'll be wondering who I am all day"
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︎ Nov 07 2013
What did the wave say to the cliffside after low tide?
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︎ Dec 31 2018
With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.
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︎ Jun 16 2018
What do you call the mother of all waves
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︎ Oct 16 2018
I got this from my son. βWhy did the surfer leave the wave?β
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︎ Dec 28 2018
At the ocean the other day a huge wave caught me by surprise
All I could think was oh, swell.
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︎ May 30 2017
The waves were awfully angry at the beach today
They hit their breaking point
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︎ Jul 18 2016
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︎ Oct 25 2011
"Why doesn't the Queen wave with this hand?" *and do a Queen wave with a hand of your choosing*...
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︎ Jan 14 2018
The ocean is salty because it waves at land, but land never waves back.
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︎ Dec 01 2015
What did one wave say to the other wave?
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︎ Mar 03 2014
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