What's the opposite of a waterfall?

A firefly...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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While hiking to a waterfall in the mountains my dad found a couple odd acorns

He took them with him to ask a ranger about them, upon heading back to our vehicle we encounter 2 women walking and trade hellos , they ask how the trail was today. My dad drops the acorns and replies " not that great, I lost 2 nuts up there" .... They found it hilarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tremendousdread
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Whenever I go to the supermarket with my dad...

He will do three things. Guaranteed.

  1. Pick up a bottle of milk and shake it, asking if we want milkshake.

  2. Go up to a young teenager stacking shelves and ask for whatever they're currently restocking on the shelves and watch as they scratch their heads and look around only to hold out the item with a dumb look on their face (which surprisingly happens almost every time)

  3. Will get a bottle of water from the shelf and hold it high with one hand and drop it, catch it with his other hand then say "did you see that?! It was a beautiful waterfall!!!"

Obviously a hearty dad-chuckle follows each of these actions.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2013
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Daughter said it was cold in the house...

Daughter: It's kinda cold on here, are you chilly?

Me: No, I'm T-boz, your mom is Left Eye. So I guess that makes you Chilli. (Wife sighs)

Daughter: That's doesn't make any sense.

Me: It's okay. Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and streams that you're used to.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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What’s the opposite of a waterfall?

A firefly

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What is the opposite of a waterfall?

A firefly.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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What’s the opposite of a waterfall?

A firefly.

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