No verdict reached in the case of the neutrons colliding with the anti neutrons:

Though there's an argument for it being mass murder, none of the implicated were charged

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LosBruun
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2022
🚨︎ report
A newly wed couple goes to the emergency room, both claiming to have extreme pain in their lower abdomens…

The nurses run some tests and eventually do an X-ray of their intestines. When the doctor comes in, the husband asks, "Well, what's the verdict?" The doctor says, "Congratulations, it's his and hernias."

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2023
🚨︎ report
A proton went before a judge...

... for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was "guilty as charged".

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/quietconsigliere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
🚨︎ report
Remember the story where a woman assaulted a police officer by spraying her with breast milk?

If I were her attorney, I could get a not-guilty verdict using the First Amendment. She was exercising her freedom of expression.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
🚨︎ report
What does the forest put in its house?

Fir-nature.

My 5 year old told this at dinner. Either she heard it somewhere or I need to enroll her in Comedy school. What's the verdict?

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mitks07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
🚨︎ report
Accidental Dad joke when my brother graduated.

My brother graduated about 4 or 5 years ago now. When he did he phoned my mum to give her the verdict on his grades. I was asleep at the time and she yelled up the stairs to me to tell me the good news.

> Mum: hey! Tom's graduated with a 2:2!

> Me (half asleep): When did he take up ballet?

It took me a while to figure out why my mum was laughing so hard.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NejKidd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.