A list of puns related to "The Verdict"
Though there's an argument for it being mass murder, none of the implicated were charged
The nurses run some tests and eventually do an X-ray of their intestines. When the doctor comes in, the husband asks, "Well, what's the verdict?" The doctor says, "Congratulations, it's his and hernias."
... for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was "guilty as charged".
If I were her attorney, I could get a not-guilty verdict using the First Amendment. She was exercising her freedom of expression.
Fir-nature.
My 5 year old told this at dinner. Either she heard it somewhere or I need to enroll her in Comedy school. What's the verdict?
My brother graduated about 4 or 5 years ago now. When he did he phoned my mum to give her the verdict on his grades. I was asleep at the time and she yelled up the stairs to me to tell me the good news.
> Mum: hey! Tom's graduated with a 2:2!
> Me (half asleep): When did he take up ballet?
It took me a while to figure out why my mum was laughing so hard.
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