A list of puns related to "The Venetians"
Got my shades on๐
it would be curtains for all of us!
We were sitting up at the dinner table tonight, and my sister was over too. We started talking about travelling and she mentioned about how when she went to Venice, she didn't see many of the local Venicians, just lots of tourists. Dad went on to explain to us (with a big grin on his face) the reason you don't see many venetians is because most of them are blind...
The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.
The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didnโt blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxerโs jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasnโt hiring me for my looks and I wasnโt looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.
Max Dad P.I. - thatโs me. Private Investigatorโs sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and thatโll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.
โSo as I was saying, Mr Dad,โ she began.
โPlease, call me Maxโ
โAlright, Maxโฆ well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?โ
โNo thatโs alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,โ I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, โIโm sure itโll be a brief case.โ
"You know how to make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eyes!"
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eyes.
everybody around groans
I am just getting back from dinner with my girlfriend and her dad. He was telling a story about how, back in the day, he and a friend of his were on a trip to Europe. I forget why, but they had an option to either go back home to the states or travel without their group for another two weeks. They decided to stay and travel and made a stop in Venice. While there, he and his friend had made it their goal to find and photograph a blind man.
Why?
"So I could show people a picture of a Venetian blind."
My girlfriend groaned audibly. I laughed uproariously.
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