My brother got extremely pissed off when he put the top on a pot of water upside down. Then he turned it over.
He flipped his lid.
Today I learned that if a canoe turns upside down in the water, you can safely wear it on your head.
Because itβs capsized.
A man is walking down the street holding a bag of pasta upside down...
And then the penne dropped.
Do you know the upside of Rooftop Bar..
..the first one is On The House.
New to reddit. How do I flip the orientation to where everything isn't upside down?
Why did the worker wear his nametag upside down?
When he looked down at his nametag, it was the right side up to him.
Did you hear about the Infiniti that flipped upside down on the freeway?
No one really knows what happened to it, but most people think it just disappeared.
I noticed an upside down 6 the other day.
I thought, βWow, thatβs odd.β
When I joined the local Grammar Nazi Party, they gave me their logo to put on my car. It's an upside-down, lower-case "e."
You know, a schwa sticker.
The other week the police arrived on the scene to find me upside down in my car...
They told me not to be so silly, and to sit properly...
For all the Australianβs convenience so they can see the top meme without having to look upside down.
Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?
It writes lots of other words too.
Witnessed in the wild, old dude talking to a sick little kid: Did you know that if your nose runs and your feet smell you're built upside down?
I went to see the Artic Monkeys but they played upside down so they were the Antartic Monkeys
Someone turned the bottles upside downy. imgur.com/vsguAGi
My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.
It is a top cellar.
Why did the duck fly upside down?
He was quackin' up.
Guy on the TV: "One year ago I went through something that really turned my life upside down.."
My Dad: "... I moved to Australia"
Why was the cowboy riding upside down on his horse?
His lips were chapped!
TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.
Because it is capsized.
TIL: If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because itβs capsized.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.
Because it is capsized.
