The Trench Puns

A list of puns related to "The Trench"

I don't like talking about the Mariana Trench

It's too deep for me

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👤︎ u/pokebandit91
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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My favorite topic of conversation is the Mariana trench.

It always leads to the deepest discussion.

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👤︎ u/Sabretooth1100
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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Dad asked what are you thinking about? " The Mariana Trench" I replied

Dad: That's deep!

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👤︎ u/snuffy_tentpeg
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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What did they say when the reached the bottom of the Mariana Trench?

“We can only go up from here!”

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👤︎ u/MeikaDawn
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.

I said, "That's deep"

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👤︎ u/VerySmallEel
📅︎ May 16 2019
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My wife and I had a 3 hour discussion about the Mariana Trench.

It got really deep.

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👤︎ u/Ravanik
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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Someone asked me what my deepest fear in the world was...

I told them it was the Mariana Trench.

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Dadjoked by my student

I teach history, I want to introduce new technology used in WWI (specifically trench warfare) so I ask "why did both sides suffer such great casualties?"

My student: because they skipped all the formalities

Me:.... internally groans

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👤︎ u/sal6a
📅︎ Nov 16 2014
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