What is the favorite food of the titans on attack on titan

Raw-men

Note: My dad said this to me...

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My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink

No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.

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You know why the Titanic sank?

The captain was nervous and needed an ice breaker

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Why didn't the captain of the Titanic think to melt the iceberg?

He hadn't thawed of that

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What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?

Icy dead people

Credit to b3ta

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Im gonna tell my kids that the Titanic was carrying a lot of mayonnaise

And that it sunk on the 5th of May which is why we commemorate the Sinko de Mayo

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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What did the titanic say to its boyfriend when he proposed?

I need time to sink...

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I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic

She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.

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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because

that was an ice-olated incident.

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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I canโ€™t use it, itโ€™s still syncing.

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I named my phone "The Titanic"

Now, every time I plug it into my computer it says: โ€œThe Titanic is syncingโ€

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My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...

They finally kicked him out of the theater.

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Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic

Except Leo

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

Itโ€™s unthinkable

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Why are the members of the Titanic survivorsโ€™ support group so close?

Everyone was in same boat.

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You should never talk about the Titanic on a first date...

It's a terrible Icebreaker

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

About halfway!

Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.

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An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink..

Lettuce have a moment of silence.

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I think the Titanic is pretty funny

I mean it surely is an icebreaker

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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic...

"Oh yes, quite a few." the librarian said.

"Sorry to hear that!" I said laughing. "They'll all be ruined by now!"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping?

Nevermind, he woke up. (I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)

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What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?

Icy dead people.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About halfway.

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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?

About half way.

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What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

About half way

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About half way...

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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Whatโ€™s the similarity between the Titanic and the Sixth Sense!

Icy dead people

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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

Itโ€™s unthinkable

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?

Half-way.

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My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink.

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theater.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Half way..

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Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?

Unthinkable.

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way...

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What do the sixth sense and the titanic have in common

Icy dead people

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What do The Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy Dead People.

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...

It's unthinkable.

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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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I usually donโ€™t tell Titanic Jokes, but when I do, I break the Ice
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. Itโ€™s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind itโ€™s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I donโ€™t think itโ€™s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

Thereโ€™s a new type of broom out, itโ€™s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels canโ€™t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, itโ€™s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldnโ€™t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didnโ€™t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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What does the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

"Icy" Dead People

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What do the movies titanic and the six sense have in common

Icy dead people

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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?

About half way

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