A list of puns related to "The Three Collas"
DA RED ONES GO FASTA, AND DA BLUE ONES AR LUKIER, BUT WUT DUZ DA WITE ONES DO?
Not even Maggards has them!
Hi there,
Iโve been trying to find a sample of this and am coming up short on line. If anyone is kind enough to sell me a sample, Iโd sure appreciate it. I would hate to buy such an expensive tub and hate it.
Looking for one or more pucks of ABC soap. Probably still my favorite of all time, and I need more.
Please let me know - thanks!
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
Hi! My name is Andrew Marantz. Iโm a staff writer for the New Yorker, and today my first book is out: ANTISOCIAL: Online Extremists, Techno-Utopians, and the Hijacking of the American Conversation. For the last several years, Iโve been embedded in two very different worlds while researching this story. The first is the world of social-media entrepreneursโthe new gatekeepers of Silicon Valleyโwho upended all traditional means of receiving and transmitting information with little forethought, but tons of reckless ambition. The second is the world of the gate-crashersโthe conspiracists, white supremacists, and nihilist trolls who have become experts at using social media to advance their corrosive agenda. ANTISOCIAL is my attempt to weave together these two worlds to create a portrait of todayโs Americaโonline and IRL. AMA!
Edit: I have to take off -- thanks for all the questions!
Proof: https://twitter.com/andrewmarantz/status/1181323298203983875
Trae with the strong 4th quarter to help push the Hawks to victory over the Heat. Amazing game for him after this past All-Star weekend and showing why he deserved to start the All-Star Game.
Those who can count and those who cannot.
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