That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
Same shit, different day.
Urine trouble
...Yoda originally spent part of his exile as a shepherd.
All the sheep, Dagobah.
They really went bunkers
I honestly didn’t think they could hold signs.
They stopped working for a month
So he can say he now has 2020 vision.
Is it called the typing rebellion?
He's in the serviette union
I Q U
Great mines think alike.
T Shirts!
that way I always start the new year off on the right foot
The Holy Roman Umpire!
... sorry.
Time to repair the clock.
Couples had labor pains.
It was mutiny!
I didn't make a Peep.
They don't take shit from anyone
Meteowrongs
My roommate asked us if she should curl her hair or straighten it Guy Roommate 1: "We like you so much better with curly hair" Guy Roommate 2: "Yeah, you're such a bitch when you straighten your hair" Me: "Seriously, your hair goes straight to your head!"
... (awkward silence followed by berating me with anti-pun comments, jealous)
Edit: grammar stuffs
Dad: "I never got why they call it Hoth. Shouldn't it be Coldth?"
Me: "... I can't watch movies with you anymore."
We were driving up to go hiking in the forest and it was getting cold.
Me: "Why aren't you wearing pants its going to be cold."
Dad: "I am wearing pants they just happen to be really short."
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.
It's the same crap, different day.
