Sudden Lee
Broco Lee
Apparently the correct term is “conjoined twins”.
Frankeinstein
I said "Thanks." He said "Don't mention it."
He flipped his lid.
I agree because I have his jeans
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
Was the information being kept low-key?
I asked why and he said, “They freak meowt.”
After a moment of me staring at him, he said, “Seriously, I’m not kitten.”
It was hard for me but it was hoarder for them
Because it was a chili dog.
Deadbeat
Control-Z.
Actual Lee
Broco - Lee
bonus: Did you hear about Bruce Lee's older and faster brother?
Sudden - Lee
both stolen from Bruce Lee Jokes
Simple, I said, the prodigal son returns...
He's lactose intolerant
... and as you can see, they were Wright
It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
I told him that’s Ludacris.
I told him it's because they have ruff bark.
But the scale wasn’t turning on so my dad said
“Son you don’t need to way them, you can clearly see there two stone”
We all burst out laughing
"...would you eat another person to survive?"
When anybody with half a brain clearly knows he has a Ryzen
I asked Dad why and he said: “Only ewe can prevent florist friars”
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
The college application asked for a small essay.
E.T. Bone Home.
I keep it low-key.
His brother said "sure Bert".
We had to fetch a sturgeon.
He would get so nervous before battle that he couldn't keep his hands from shaking. The say he wielded quite the shaky-spear.
Would he be Bradalie Portmanteau?
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
...he considered them a flight risk.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Sudden Lee
