Why did the stadium get hot?
Have you heard the NFL started selling corn at the Tampa Bay stadium?
It only costs a buck an ear.
Why can’t you do Schrodinger’s experiment on the surface of Mars?
Because Curiosity killed the cat.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
We have a decent sized backyard and I wanted the kids to experience hide and seek at a new level. I hired a carpenter and puzzle author to set up some walls and let me tell you, what they did...
Why is the stadium so cold?
Because it has a lot of fans.
They say the cost to build Yankee Stadium was just over $2 billion
But that's just a ballpark figure
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like
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Why was the stadium so cool?
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I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet.
One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.
In Schrödinger's thought experiment, if you open the box and the cat is dead,
then your curiosity killed the cat.
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I was experimenting with the power grid of my house
The results were shocking
Stadiums across the country are experiencing severe overheating
Experts say its the lack of fans.
If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?
Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?
All the fans are at home.
My cousin had a bad experience on the tram
I had the craziest camping experience last night.
Scientists recently performed an experiment to figure out the gender of an ant. They would place them in a tub of water.
If they sank, girl ant. If they floated, buoyant.
The first time i used an elevator it was an uplifting experience
But the second time it let me down
I had an appointment with two physicians. They told me, “the more pain you experience, the better you will feel.”
What a strange pair-a-docs.
I hear in Africa they tried an experiment where they blessed the rains
A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. “13?”, the scientist asks, “I wanted a dozen!”
The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”
Why was the laughing experiment for males only?
Because the scientists needed a test tickle to start.
Why did the turkey get thrown out of the stadium?
I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."
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The ten largest baseball stadiums hold between 46,000 - 56,000 people.
Just some ballpark figures for you.
(My own joke!)
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
Why was the stadium so cool?
Why was it so cold at the stadium?
Because there were lots of fans
Why do stadiums get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
Why was the stadium so cool?
How come the stadium got so hot?
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left :(
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left
Why was the stadium so cool?
Why was the stadium so hot?
Because all of the fans left.
Why was the stadium so cool?
Why was the stadium so cool?
Because it was full of fans!
How come the stadium got hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left.
Why did the stadium get so hot before the game?
because the players were warming up.
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
Because all the fans left.
Why was the stadium so windy?
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