What's the difference between a dishwasher in a sports BBQ and a blue whale?
One cleans the grill, the other gleans the krill.
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︎ May 16 2021
Why did the doula buy a sports car?
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︎ May 15 2021
Why did the athlete raise the bar in their sport?
They were tired of hitting their head
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︎ May 12 2021
I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?
They both said they like to watch people drive
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Lynn's nurse at the vaccination centre recently qualified for a sport in the Tokyo Olympics. What sport is it?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Personally, though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player.
Love means nothing to them.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Baseball has to be the most nostalgic sport
Cause no matter if they are right or left handed batters, they always hit close to home.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
Itβs a real game changer
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Too bad itβs Payperview
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What sport do villains play the most?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that Iβm an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
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︎ Nov 01 2020
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Itβll be on paper view.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What is the favourite sport of the ten legged spider?
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What did the dad say to his son who wouldn't shut up about buying him a cup so he could play sports?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What's the most gory sport you can play?
I'm not sure, but the awnser must be blood-curling.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Do you know what they call the ability to predict sports scores?
ESPN.
(Credit to my husband who just laid this one on our kids and I)
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Admirers of sports are called sports fans. Admirers of the Sistine chapel are called?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
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︎ May 05 2020
How do you get the mafia out of pro sports?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I saw this come across the ticker at a sports bar I work at.
What is a sharks favorite illegal substance?
>!Reefer!<
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What did the bee say when he flew inside a sports car?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
The local newspaper just hired me as the sports editor.
My pen name is Jim Shortz.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Why didn't the potato let his daughter marry the sports announcer?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I donβt play soccer because I enjoy the sport
I'm just doing it for the kicks.
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Which olympic sport generates the most conversation?
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Whatβs the best time to practice racket sports?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
My favorite sport is the parralel bars...
I take my first glass at a bar on one side of the street, and the last at the one in front.
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︎ Sep 09 2019
EA Sports have released a new Happy Potter: Wimbledon game. You can be any of the well know characters: Ron, Harry, Hermione.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
Iβm no longer allowed to make stickers for the schools sports day...
They didnβt appreciate my Squashstickers
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︎ Oct 11 2019
My Jalen Hurts Dad jokes based on the Oklahoma move. (For the sports fans)
- Huh Oklahoma seems like an OK move for him.
- Aw man I hate Oklahoma never thought he would Stoopsolow.
- Well I guess the news was going to come out Sooner or later.
- Not surprising I heard multiple reports Lincoln him to the Big 12.
- I bet Oklahoma fans are Riley happy today.
- (The obvious one) this move really Hirts Alabamaβs title chances this year.
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︎ Jan 17 2019
Whereβs the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore
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Best ocean to play sports in?
The Golf of Mexico
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︎ Jul 29 2019
What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Sports channel in the men's washroom...
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︎ Mar 21 2018
What's the difference between a sports bar and a sports bra?
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︎ Jan 06 2019
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
What was the pumpkinβs favorite sport?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
I donβt just play soccer cause I like the sport.
Iβm just in it for kicks.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
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