What happened to the woman who sat on the meat slicer?

Disaster.

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Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?

He wanted to become a grater man

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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What did the sausage maker call his sausage slicer?

In his casing, it was a knife

(credit to K)

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👤︎ u/2piix
📅︎ Dec 17 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?

He got a little behind in his deliveries.

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📅︎ Jan 24 2019
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Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?

He had a tip off.

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👤︎ u/sephjnr
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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Help with puns for mother's day cards

I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.

Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.

Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies

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📅︎ May 09 2014
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I got a coworker really good.

A while back, a coworker of mine cut herself on a meat slicer. She went to the er and got her hand stitched up. She messaged me that she had to get a tetanus shot, but her phone auto corrected to "Tetris shot". I told her to make sure to get a Pac-man shot while she was there. She asked her doctor for one and he was very confused, and she was very embarrassed. My best one yet.

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