The Skanner News - Radio Host and Activist Joe Madison Announces Hunger Strike Until Voting Rights Gets Signed Into Law: He will die of starvation before this bill signed into Law.Wonder who he did endorse in the primary theskanner.com/news/newsb…
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The Skanner News - Coalition Sends Letter to Congressional Black Caucus: 2020-2025 Dietary Guidelines Risk Excluding People of Color theskanner.com/news/usa/3…
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The Skanner, One of Portland’s Oldest Newspapers Serving the African-American Community, Retires Print Edition wweek.com/news/2020/01/16…
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Skanner XT - opinions/recs? worth picking up in the sale?

I really don't hear much about Skanner XT, but it seems pretty cool on paper. I'm thinking about getting it on sale and downloaded the demo and haven't fallen in love with the sound out of the gate, but given it's design I can imagine that's a learning curve issue.

I'm curious what other people's opinions of it are? Does anyone actually use it? Is there something else it compares to in terms of sonic results, or that would be recommended instead of Skanner?

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Anybody else take their Skanner on trips to the grocery store?
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Shopping become a new challenge for my parents with the Skanner Commander by my side
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The Skanner News - Should UO Change Name of Hall Named After Pro-Slavery Founder? theskanner.com/news/north…
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Shopping become a new challenge for my parents with the Skanner Commander by my side
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Skanners - "Drowning Down the Drain" (HM, '88) youtube.com/watch?v=jrzn0…
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Skanner says that most of the transactions to withdraw from Mtgox come from many inputs

So would a large fee make withdrawals more likely to be successful?

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The Skanner Newspaper - Portland Gentrification: The North Williams Avenue that Was -- 1956 theskanner.com/news/histo…
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The Skanner Newspaper - Documentary Captures Police Violence Then and Now theskanner.com/news/newsb…
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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[Lore Spoilers] My list of League characters that can be show up in Arcane: based by their probability

Super high probability

  • Warwick: super obvious. It literally showed at the end of episode 9

High probability

  • Orianna: it was hinted that she’s Singed daughter, but I put her on this tier because she’s not really confirmed imo.
  • Blitzcrank: in the lore, Blitz was created by Viktor. It’s still possible he was shown even as a cameo
  • Camille: clan Ferros was mentioned in ep 1. Especially with the state of the council at the end of ep 9, she could have shown up.
  • Ziggs: more yordle will be nice. Plus in the comic he’s Jinx friend and have connections to Heimer too.

Probably

  • Twitch: maybe the rat in ep 1 lol. I put him on this list basically I don’t think he could really contribute to the main story. Maybe cameo. -Urgot: with the Noxus connection, why not. I put him on this tier just because I don’t think the writers have the time with Urgot what with characters in the shows already packed enough.
  • Skanner: or more accurately, the bracken. But idk maybe they scraped hexgems connectiin with the bracken, that’s why I put him on this list

Low chance imo but could happen I guess

  • Seraphine: bracken connection. She didn’t match the show tone though. She is part of Riot marketing in K/DA so anything can still happen.
  • Ezreal: maybe more of his uncle in cameo I guess. He didn’t match the show tone imo. I do expect he was present in Demacia show to also provide some mentions to P/Z, similar to MCU style.
  • Mundo: I didn’t see an asylum and at this rate, I don’t think he could show up. Maybe cameo or even the new antagonist.

Honourable mention:

  • LeBlanc: She’s Mel all along!
  • Swain: those little crows are sus af
  • Yasuo: I just see trash everywhere.
  • Zyra/Zac: Sky in powder form just get in to some polluted soil and become Zyra. Or the powder dilluted in the polluted water and become Zac. With Hexcore, anything is possible.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewNutz
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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You've been hit by
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
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E or ß?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afunkysquirrel
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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