[1991] The Singing Kettle - Scottish folk music and entertainment group who performed traditional children's songs, along with live theatre performances. The group were awarded a BAFTA for best children's TV programme. youtube.com/watch?v=ueDZO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoForTheMorgue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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An old doodle I found on my phone! β€œPot calling the kettle black”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JugglingJew07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Flick the kettle on, leave the kitchen. Come back 5 minutes later, it wasn’t plugged in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPanda1188
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ULPT: If someone unexpectedly knocks at the door, and you're not sure if you'll need a weapon, a freshly boiled kettle is either the most threatening or most inviting thing to have to hand...

"Knock knock" "Yes...oh hello officer, would you like a tea? Kettles just boiled?"

"Knock knock" "Yes..ah Dong Zhou, my mortal enemy, get boiled son!"

#Just adding an edit for all the hate#

I live in England. Our kettles boil quickly. We don't have guns. The idea was that you can defend yourself without looking too suspicious or immediately armed. It was supposed to be funny. I'm sorry mods for all the reports.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CharltonBreezy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Day two! I got loads of suggestions yesterday. Thank you for keeping me amused! Today I present the monkeys fist - or King Kong's fist! It does have a smaller monkeys fist in the centre and has a decent weight to it. Kettle for scale! imgur.com/ngkEyi3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NunsDigASegway
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My son turned 13, and Steven Universe is his everything right now. So for his birthday, I made the Together Breakfast cake. It has a maple buttercream frosting and is stuffed with strawberries, and I went with kettle corn popcorn on top. Tasted pretty darn good, and he was so surprised!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wickedychickady
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I'm an adult until it's time to hose out the boil kettle. Then I turn into a kid who is entertained by things spinning. v.redd.it/2hj61xdxvik41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/craftcapone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Gave the tec tec the night off. Cheddar stuffed bacon wrapped burgers on my Weber kettle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithacruz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I posted on this sub a while ago about a product that converts a Weber kettle into a pellet smoker/grill. I got tons of great feedback from everyone, and now...9 months later, IT'S ALIVE! Big thanks to everyone who joined in the discussion last time around. Look for Spider Grills on the internet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spider-grills
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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First chicken of the day on the Weber Kettle, using the Slow N Sear with pecan wood chunks. This BBQ hobby comes in real handy when you’re under a shelter-at-home order!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeeDaddy718
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Should I be worried this fell out of the tea kettle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaChopper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Here's Errol napping in the rehearsal room. He's probably sleeping off that kettle he et...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nousagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I posted on this sub a while ago about a product that converts a Weber kettle into a pellet smoker/grill. I got tons of great feedback from everyone, and now...9 months later, IT'S ALIVE! Big thanks to everyone who joined in the discussion last time around. Look for Spider Grills on the internet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spider-grills
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Hottub update!!! SO I USED PLASTIC BAGS AND IT SEEMS TO BE OK>> I am chilling with some freshman under the stars and just relaxing. It is awesome. We hate 4 tea kettles connected to car battaries. We just pour in water as it gets cold. learned how to do this from youtube! help with next one pls!!
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St Lois Ribs done on the Weber Kettle with mesquite. One is sweet and spicy and the other is peppery and tangy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovinejabronie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I work as a Prison Guard and had a kettle of boiling water thrown at my face. (Sorry for the weird angle, reddit's fault)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoadmanFormless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Some ex bandits celebrating Thanksgiving. Note the orc puking in the kettle
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Bought a bass guitar. Got home opened up the case , go to put the kettle on and come back to play it. Nope , Booboo had a new seat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratm_1989
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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I was singing in the car, dad asked me if I could sing solo tenor.

Solo I can’t hear you, tenor 11 miles down the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fizzzingwhizbee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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well aint that the pot callin the kettle black! Who else loves the dialogue between these two flirts?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealJerminator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Working overseas and trying to explain to my colleagues about the special circle of hell that is reserved for those who don't refill the kettle.

Is it really that much of an inconvenience?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geo_Pete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Bittering Hops: 60 Minute vs. 30 Minute Kettle Addition To The Same IBU | exBEERiment Results! brulosophy.com/2019/08/05…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brulosopher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Winston Churchill bruxing while the kettle heats v.redd.it/jrpth8962cc41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplecontentment
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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My kettle broke, replacement not available until tomorrow. I had to boil water in the microwave and lie to myself that my tea tasted exactly the same.

Edit: For those asking why I didn’t just boil some on the stove/hob

  1. I’m too stupid to think before I do things
  2. Another family member was cooking at the time (I wasn’t about to wait for my cuppa)
  3. Previous experience in boiling water in a saucepan on a gas camping stove returned similar metallic tasting results (maybe I’ve ingested something I shouldn’t have idk)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WackoSiamang
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Colt telling Chantel that her family runs her life, pot calling the kettle black.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mollysowl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Cut down an apple tree in my backyard a couple years ago and finally cut it up to feed my stick burner and kettles. Hard to find smoking wood here on the Canadian Prairies and usually have to buy it, this makes me happy. imgur.com/piKoSqa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/3tothe0tothe6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Feces from a giant kettle of vultures is disrupting CBP communications on the US-Mexico border qz.com/1783287/vulture-fe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rstevens94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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What powers an electric kettle?

Electrici-tea.

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Life hack. Use a hack saw to cut a slit in a chunk of your hardwood then slide it on the top vent of your Weber kettle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zinovievsk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Friends and kids will be eating good tonight! 3-2-1 method with pecan and hickory wood on the Weber kettle! More info in comments...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikefried
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Wait, looks like the Christmas presents are singing...

Oh, they're covered in rapping paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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My first truly successful brisket! 7.5lb choice brisket flat from Costco smoked over post oak wood on my Weber kettle. Took 13 hours roughly plus another 90 minutes of resting before I carved it. I’d love a bit more of a smoke ring next time, but the bark for this Texas style brisket was perfect! v.redd.it/qt3pm2rwjcd41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikefried
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Pot calling the kettle black if you ask me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nootje2106
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Its 7:30pm on a sunday, boiled the kettle for a cuppa, got the biscuits out, opened the fridge...no milk.

Most frustrating part of it, is that I'm in me Jammies, and I really don't want to pop to the shop to get some!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackins94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'

I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Filled the kettle up at work and set it down on the holder, only to find out that it was perfectly maxed. Adulthood complete.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nawszy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Small talk with house mates whilst waiting for the kettle to boil, bleary eyed and angry at the sun, is not how I like to start my day.

Just moved into my first shared house since university and I’m finding I have to talk to people before my first cup of tea in the morning. Or time things really well which leaves no time for proper brewing. Why don’t they respect morning etiquette whereby you pretend each other don’t exist until after noon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadaMYKitten
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Calling The Kettle, One Of Color
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_i_c_K
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Bought a new kettle (in Canada) and the volume is in litres and the temperature in Fahrenheit. It doesn't seem changeable. Needed to share my mild frustration with someone! imgur.com/a/86yHxk2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alyssarp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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DAE get irrationally mad when a tea kettle whistles for longer than a few seconds, even if you’re the one who put it on?
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Ribs smoked with pecan and hickory on the Weber kettle the other night came out fantastic!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikefried
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"

"I am", I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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The pot isn't actually wrong calling the kettle black
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaykayenn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Congressman rips colleague: 'Pot calling the kettle black' - CNN Video cnn.com/videos/politics/2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shoes2152017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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A snuggly dog, a woodstove, and a boiling kettle to start the work day on the first day of snow in Santa Fe, NM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mgfr103
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Watch the pot try so desperately hard to not call the kettle black, but owso is Chin a homeless cat? streamable.com/dt3q9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeRobawls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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[Thanks] flyingfresian for the Kettle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sieberella
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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This electric kettle was the first to immerse the heating element, building it into the body of the kettle rather than placing it in a separate compartment. - Electric Kettle for AEG (1909) - Peter Behrens
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejarren
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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& the pot calls the kettle black
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theglidermom
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