So wise in the ways of Science
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruticus2806
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2021
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That science guy who had a TV show for children is the harbinger of the apocalypse.

That's why they say, "The end is Nye."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeanderingfool
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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SCIENCE NEWS WEEKLY: Scientists discover method to determine the weight of rainbows

Apparently they’re pretty light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightyear697
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who was appointed head of the science board?

They found him out-standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_OH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2021
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My friend wanted me to slap him so hard he forgot about all episodes of The Science Guy...

I had to de-Nye him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet.

One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Clever-Idiot
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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The Science of The Lambs.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....

He's a stem major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...

The lard ash was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call someone that studies the science of wish granting?

A genie-ologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorCreepy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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The first day of school, I signed up for English, Math, Science, and Geography.

The rest, as they say, is History.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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My wife threw a saucer at me because I hadn't completed the science project of our kid until then. Interestingly, he won first prize at school for presenting a

Flying Saucer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.

I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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With all that's going on, I told my dad that finishing my degree in astrophysics may not be the kind of science the world needs right now.

He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."

Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lostehmost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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My computer science book has one at the bottom of every page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tempsilon
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My favorite t-shirt in the museum of science in Chicago
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr3ave
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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I tried the Van der Graaf static electricity generator at Boston's Museum of Science.

It was a hair raising experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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This is in the lobby of the materials science building at my school imgur.com/Wr1XsFG
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πŸ‘€︎ u/surzzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2013
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I am all for the March of Science

But I can't help but wonder what it's doing in April.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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[META](x-post from r/science) The curse of dadjokes.

I was amazed to learn that making awful jokes could turn into a disease. I thought this subreddit might be interested.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160308-the-curse-of-the-people-who-cant-stop-making-puns Sorry I couldn't think of a sick pun for this post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surcouf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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The science of crows

At breakfast this morning: Dad: I was reading New Scientist, and they were looking into how crows can survive swooping in front of vehicles. Apparently they use a sentry, while another swoops in to collect the roadkill.

Me: Oh, that's pretty cool

Dad: Yeah, but they don't dodge trucks.

Me: Why's that?

Dad: well, when the sentry see the car it goes "Caaarrr, caaarrr!". But they can't say truck if they see one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelHerro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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In science class talking about the make up of DNA and RNA.

My teacher was describing DNA being made up of four parts. Adenine, cytosine, guanine and thymine. Comparing DNA to RNA being the same except that in stead of thymine, it is uracil. I wake up from a daze and shout "No your a cell!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vector-storm
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2014
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