The Rumour Puns

A list of puns related to "The Rumour"

There's a rumour going around about two waves racing to the beach. Can you guess which one won?

They Tide!

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👤︎ u/ISimbaI
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Did you hear the rumour about butter?

Well,I’m not gonna spread it

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👤︎ u/NicJ20
📅︎ May 09 2020
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There’s been rumours that all the letters of the alphabet have been stolen apart from the 1st, 15th and 11th...

...But don’t worry! Everything is gonna be A-O-K.

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👤︎ u/Zorn07
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Have you heard the rumour about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it
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👤︎ u/DJR1000
📅︎ Oct 07 2017
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Did you hear the rumour about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

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👤︎ u/arwakumar
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Have you heard the rumour about butter?

Apparently it’s spreading.

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👤︎ u/Acidmarkieee
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Have you heard the rumour going around about butter?

Nevermind, I shouldn't be spreading it

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👤︎ u/haraldobibble
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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You heard the rumour about the company that makes shirts?

They folded.

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👤︎ u/alphaboi21
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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👤︎ u/NormalThumbsHideWell
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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The Tetley Tea Folk are forming a football team

Rumour has it they'll be great in the cup.

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👤︎ u/Lenzar86
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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You hear the rumour going around about butter?

Actually no, I shouldn't spread it

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👤︎ u/Gamertron20000
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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You heard the rumour going round about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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👤︎ u/Alkaline_Acid
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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Have you heard the rumour about butter?

Actually, no, I shouldn’t spread it

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👤︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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