The Romantics Puns

A list of puns related to "The Romantics"

Why do sea medusas make the worst romantic partners?

'cause they're always jelly!

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👤︎ u/Hurtkopain
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!” The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?

Lil Naw Sex

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👤︎ u/JohnnyZillion
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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You know what’s the most romantic food is?

The fat ones

They go straight to the heart

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👤︎ u/RealYoloDude
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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👤︎ u/TheLeakestWink
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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I asked the librarian if they had any books about romantic proposals.

She said yes.

(oc)

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👤︎ u/maraudershake
📅︎ Sep 19 2018
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What car part is considered romantic in the French language?
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👤︎ u/Igrotzny
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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son: dad, what's the secret to you and mom being happy? dad:we go out to a romantic dinner at least once a week. son:that's wonderful where do you go? dad:I like italian...I don't know where your mother goes.
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👤︎ u/bhcicecream
📅︎ Aug 04 2019
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What’s the most romantic chord?

A7

Because it slides right into the Dm’s

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👤︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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The girl at the copy store is mighty hot and is a new romantic interest. I introduced myself but forgot her name.

So I just call her prints-ess

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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👤︎ u/hal_potter_seven
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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What was the most romantic fruit in the fruit section at the store?

The dates. *ba dum ching*

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👤︎ u/CoolCora2018
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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A detective is staking out the entrance of a romantic restaurant..

...and after a few hours of not seeing the criminals he's looking for he gets hungry. He calls his partner to fill in for five minutes while he grabs some dinner and tells him to "take a picture of every single person that walks through the door." The partner waits for the detective to return and when he does the detective asks to see the photos that he took. The partner replies "I didn't see any single people, I saw a lot of couples though."

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👤︎ u/nmclamb
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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What's the most romantic kind of literary allusion?

A you-for-me-ism

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👤︎ u/snoozywaifu
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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What do you call a hopeless romantic who wanders the countryside?

Roam-eo.

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👤︎ u/RhynoCTR
📅︎ Jun 22 2018
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You know I can tell that the man who invented qwerty keyboards is a romantic?

He put U and I together

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👤︎ u/Wherearemylegs
📅︎ May 12 2017
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You know what are the most romantic foods?

The fat ones

They go straight to the heart

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👤︎ u/RealYoloDude
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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