The Puzzle Place Puns

A list of puns related to "The Puzzle Place"

Two friends are on a road trip and one if them sees a sign stating they are approaching Louisville. One says "we should stop in 'Louie-ville' for lunch. The other says it's not pronounced 'Louie-ville', it's 'Louis-ville'!

They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"

The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says

>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<

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👤︎ u/FaultyData
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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Dad Joked my family, also in an Indian Restaurant.

We were all sat down looking at the menu, when I announced "Did you know that this place is C.S. Lewis themed?"

Cue puzzled looks around the table.

"Yeah, it's like most Indian restaurants, only it's a bit naanier!"

Groans, facepalms and my wife going "oh TisteSimeon" under her breath. While I sit there and grin.

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👤︎ u/TisteSimeon
📅︎ Sep 14 2014
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