6 Hilarious The Protectorate Puns

I don't think the surge protector on my toaster is working...

Whilst I was making crumpets it told me to wake up, asked why I don't put on a little makeup, why did I leave the keys upon the table..

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👤︎ u/Murrian

📅︎ Feb 05 2021

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Made this one up in collaboration with my daughter and we’re kinda proud: Which knight is the protector of foods?

Sir Anwrap

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👤︎ u/man_without_wax

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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I think the pocket protector is underrated

It's near and dear to my heart

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ May 01 2018

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The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.

It was a worst case scenario.

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👤︎ u/acemask

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons”. Thanks!!

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👤︎ u/AllieBallie22

📅︎ Jan 10 2020

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Protector of words

If it was possible to be a protector of the spoke pun, i would be the worden

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👤︎ u/I_can_pun_anything

📅︎ Nov 04 2014

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