The Primes Puns

A list of puns related to "The Primes"

Why would you Google the prime minister of Israel?

Because he is Netanyahu.

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👤︎ u/RainyBBQ
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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My sister didn't believe me when I told her I don't know who the Prime Minister of Canada is

It's Trudeau

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👤︎ u/eventualmente
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call the British Prime Minister in a wheat field?

Thatcher in the rye.

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👤︎ u/Introverted-engineer
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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The Prime Minister of NZ's kid gets sick at school.. What does the Principal decide?

Jacinda home.

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👤︎ u/CoreysCaveChatter
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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👤︎ u/ultim8umly
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?

Because he is a PM, not an AM

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👤︎ u/oldgenmemelord
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.

It’s pretty odd, I know.

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👤︎ u/johnnykonava
📅︎ May 09 2020
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Have you heard the rumors about Canada’s Prime Minister?

You may think they’re fake, but they’re Trudeau

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👤︎ u/diebeatus1
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus

But then someone told me it was trudeau.

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👤︎ u/sterrrage
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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A 97 year old was at the top of his prime
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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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It's official The British Prime Minister has resigned.

It was expected though, It's the end of May after all.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Nobody believes that I can name the Canadian Prime Minister.

It's Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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The prime pun

What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...

Now that’s some prime real estate

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👤︎ u/awsomeguy222
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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You might not believe that the prime minister of Canada has a French last name.

It's Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
📅︎ Jul 02 2017
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What did the even number say when it saw a room full of primes?

Two can play this game

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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What is the oddest prime?

Two. (The reason why is in the comments.)

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👤︎ u/bus_error
📅︎ May 30 2018
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If the best steaks are prime cuts

Why can I divide them by 2 so easily

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Isreali Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has lately fallen out of popularity with the public. He looks set to be suceeded by the progressive Benjamin Netangoogle.
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👤︎ u/leadinglightdesign
📅︎ Nov 07 2017
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Did you know, the Prime Minister of Israel only has two icons on his desktop?

Net n Yahoo.

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👤︎ u/megamouth2
📅︎ May 13 2018
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Did I ever tell you about the time I played chess with the Canadian Prime Minister?

It's a great a great story, it's not Trudeau.

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👤︎ u/greenman42
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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I just learned what the prime quality of Soviet snipers was...

...turns out it was marxmanship.

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👤︎ u/vivaldibot
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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My dad asked me (back in 2005), 'What was the prime ministers name in 1970?'

I replied; 'Harold MacMillan?' (I was wrong!)

and dad said, 'Nope, it was Tony Blair'.

'But Tony Blair wasn't prime minister in 1970!'

'No but his name was still Tony Blair!'

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👤︎ u/GTBlues
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
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I heard Trump met the Prime Minister of Israel.

I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo

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👤︎ u/naMsdrawkcaB1
📅︎ May 24 2017
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One way to solve the current water shortage is to integrate all Amazon Prime accounts.

According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 17 2018
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What brand of shampoo does the Prime Minister of UK use?

TRESemmé

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👤︎ u/ksdesh
📅︎ Jan 22 2018
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today is the last day in the 21st century having consecutive prime numbers.

go on, you know you want to party like its 2099

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👤︎ u/johnhsun
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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The Prime Minister of Japan is meeting with the US President today and Trump told him that if he would spend the night, he'd rename the guest room after him.

The Shinzo Abe Lincoln Bedroom.

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👤︎ u/hew3
📅︎ Feb 10 2017
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Shall I name this new insect I discovered after the current British Prime Minister?

Maybe....

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👤︎ u/Flayan514
📅︎ Oct 15 2016
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Guys, while the moment is in it's prime, I have to steak advantage of what happened...

The steaks were high so she stole them.

She said it was a mis-steak but they were in her bag!

It was a steak to the employee's heart when the lady said, "My kids have nothing to eat....."

When the employee caught the thief, her manager said, "Well done!" to which the employee replied, "No, they're still raw."

A lady tried stealing steaks from a dollar tree where I live. I guess she had a lot of missed steaks.

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👤︎ u/liliansincere
📅︎ May 21 2015
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In regards to the Amazon Prime Day let down

Shared an article with friends talking about how much of a let down the sales were for the Amazon Prime Day today.

Friend: "Go figure. All hype, no deliver."

Me: "Well, they are delivering. Two-day free shipping even!"

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👤︎ u/cohesioN241
📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 04 2018
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My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 16 2018
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I broke up with my college girlfriend because she was obsessed with finding the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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I heard some salacious gossip about the prime minister of Canada

I don't think it's Trudeau

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👤︎ u/KeepYourPantalonesOn
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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