There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Did you hear they’re making a movie about the guy who invented the tampon?
Saw the trailer for the new Top Gun movie
It looked kinda plane to me
What's the best cereal to eat while watching a movie?
I just met the happiest girl ever...
Did you hear about the movie that follows a couple of chicken embryos, a Communist icon, and Sir William Wallace on a treasure hunt?
It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot
Did you hear about the constipation movie?
It hasn't come out yet....
Did you hear about the new movie about tropical birds, starring Ben Stiller?
It's called "Meet the Parrots"
A sequel is already in the works: "Meet the Flockers"
The Rubik's Cube movie wasn't very good
You could see the twist ending coming for most of the whole movie
Why couldn’t the kid get into the pirate movie?
It was rated “Arr”!
-My 11 yr old just came up with this gem over breakfast
Daughter: Dad, can you pause the movie so I can grab a snack.
Dad: (grabs the cats paws and pushes them) Sorry, I'm pushing pause but it's not working!
What would the movie have been called if Captain America was a dachshund?
Captain America - The Weiner Soldier
Watching the movie ' Grease ' to take my mind off some vaccine side effects, however..
I got chills..they're multiplying.
My friend had the opportunity to direct the second It movie. He cancelled the movie for unknown reasons.
I asked him if he cancelled the movie because he’s too nervous.
He said, “I did, I feel just awful about It Two.”
Two movies that share the same plot.
Titanic and sixth sense.= Icey dead people.
This may not be the place to post this but I’m heartbroken that my girl broke up with me due to her hallucinations.
We’d be the only people in a room and she’d tell me that she’s seeing somebody else.
Currently working on a new project- Twitter: The Movie
It's the girl neck's door
I heard the movie was good though
Why was the Egyptian girl upset?
Because her Daddy was a mummy
I met the grungiest girl the other day...
Her name was Allison Chains
Just downloaded the Woodstock movie.
My partner and I watched Interstellar last night. She said the movie was over her head.
I replied, "Of course it's over your head! It's in space!"
Have you seen the movie Constipated?
Nope. It hasn't come out yet
Back in the 70s and 80s, I’d often dress up nicely, go out and order dinner for one, see movies alone, take long solitary walks...
Wow, I’m really dating myself.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.
What is the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team?
The first is a cunning bunch of runts.
What is the best part in all the Harry Potter movies?
What did the movie director say before shooting a dangerous stunt scene?
It’s a take I’m willing to risk.
Do mummies enjoy going to the movies?
I met my dream girl the other night.
Why was the movie about camping fiddlers rated R?
What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?
I realize this isn't a joke, but it seems the best place to ask it. Hopefully the mods will let it ride. What movie is the quintessential dad joke movie?
My vote is "Top Secret!" with Val Kilmer in the mid 80s.
Bilbo Baggins wakes up suddenly to “Don’t Stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
The mom can’t die! This isn’t a Disney movie!
My daughter, watching Wolfwalkers.
One night the girl heard a hushed gravelly voice coming from the stables.. Seeing an old man, she screamed "Who are you?"
"They call me the hoarse whisperer"
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
I think the girl at the Airlines check-in just threatened me.
She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?”
I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”
Why don’t pirates go to the movies?
They would rather pirate them
I finally told the girl I like I thought she was hot
She told me to turn on the Air Conditioner
I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo
It was great. She’s a keeper.
Last Halloween a girl dressed as the grim reaper came to my door with messy hair and asked me politely to fix it.
That night, I had a brush with death.
Would a movie about the invention of the Tampon be a... period piece?
Did you hear about the new movie constipation?
What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
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