What's the difference between a tuna, piano and a pot of glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano. You can’t tuna fish.
The piano was angry at me for playing it.
I didn't know I struck a chord.
How did the piano open the door?
I lost the keys for my piano
Forget opening it, how am I supposed to play?
Apple invented a VR piano that tracks the movement of just the iris and makes music. They called it 'eye-tunes'.
I used to play the Piano completely by ear…
What makes it hard for a t-rex to play the piano?
I play the piano. Ever since my boy turned 5, he started playing the paino.
For some reason, He doesn't play the major notes. He's a minor player.
Someone told me their pet Eagle could play the piano.
Now, that's one talonted animal!
There are many similarities between typing on a computer and playing the piano
but don't be fooled, there are some key differences as well.
What’s the difference between a fish, a piano and glue?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish…
EDIT: If your still thinking about the glue part. I thought you might get stuck on that one
After we moved the piano to our new house, all the bass notes were way out of tune.
It was low key fucked up.
Why was the piano repairman locked out of his house?
He couldn't find the right key.
I was going in for surgery to remove a cyst in my hand yesterday, and I asked one of the nurses if I'd be able to play piano after recovery.
She said yes!
I replied: "That's great, I've never been able to play before!"
The eyeroll I got back made me think she was thinking back over the Hippocratic oath to determine whether she could smother me with a pillow or not.
What do you call an owl who is good at playing the piano?
When I was little, I wanted to play the piano really badly.
Now that I'm older, I can now play the piano really badly.
Is 40 too old to pick up the piano?
I wouldn't suggest picking up a piano at any age!
What did the baby zebra say to the piano?
Did you know what the cat was playing on the piano?
Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?
As the judge of this piano recital, only I know what is perfect.
I'm about to have an operation on my wrist. I asked the doctor "Will I be able to play piano after this?"
He said "Oh don't worry, you'll be playing within 2 weeks!"
I said "That's amazing, I've always wanted to play piano."
Just caught my dog playing the piano
his Bach is worse than his bite.
I used to play the piano by ear.
But I got a lot better when I started to play using my hands.
Why can't dinosaurs play the piano?
It caused quite a stir when the hospital took delivery of a 600 lb piano when the pianist died.
Turns out the pianist was an organ donor
I asked the emergency room Dr. that was taking stitches out of my index finger, will I be able to play the piano?
She said absolutely, I’m so excited I’ve never been able to
what's the difference between a piano, a can of tuna and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna
What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
You can’t tuna fish, but you can tuna piano…
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
What's the difference between tuna, glue, and a piano?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue you ask? I knew you'd get stuck there.
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna fish AND a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Dad: Whats the difference between a piano, tuna and glue Son: Idk Dad: You can tuna piano but you cant piano tuna. Son: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you'd get stuck there
I used to be able to play the piano by ear
But now I have to use my hands.
what is the difference between tuna, piano and glue?
You can tuna piano but cant piano a tuna
What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and a bottle of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish!
>!Hm? The glue? I knew you'd get stuck on that!<
Dad: What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? Son: I don't know, what?
Dad: You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna. Son: But, Dad, what about the glue? Dad: I knew you'd get stuck there!
What’s the difference between a piano glue and a fish
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish
I learned to play the piano by ear
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
Why would T. Rex have a hard time playing the piano?
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