Why didn’t the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
Their flight was deleied.
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef
The steaks had never been higher
Two Irishmen rob a grocery store of a pallet of exotic macadamia nuts to sell on the black market. They begin to argue about where to take the pallet when the passenger says "You're driving me nuts!" The driver replies..
To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
Why did all the passengers on the right side of the ship have dead cell phones?
They weren’t on the port side of the ship.
A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"
"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa; not screaming in terror like the passengers in the car he was driving.
A passenger, in panic, asked if the airplane was going the right way
To which Yoda responded, “off course, we are.”
I keep a little rug on the passenger seat. It keeps me company while I’m driving and I give it a rub from time to time.
I work on the train and recently a passenger had a horse as a service animal with him.
Being very curious, I then ask "what service does your horse provide?" and the passenger replies "when I fall down it helps me giddy up!".
Last night I was finishing up pressure washing my driveway and one neighbor dad drove by and said “lookin’ good, great practice for when you do mine this weekend”, and then turned to his wife in the passenger seat laughing hysterically as she looked at him with a blank stare.
I got into a car accident and my passenger has never been the same.
I had a huge impact on his life.
The passengers who were quarantined from the airplane turned out to have the flu
I was in the drive through with my dad in the passenger's seat next to me
The total came out to $20.76 so I get 21 dollars and a penny ready. Just before I pay, my dad looks over to me and says that I should get something that every good football team needs.
The cashier hands me a quarter back.
Why didn't the passengers receive flowers when their plane landed in Hawaii?
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