The Orphan Puns

A list of puns related to "The Orphan"

The case of who gave up the orphans hit a dead end...

But whoever did quickly became una’parent’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathKraken933
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What did one orphan say to the other?

Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REDcamp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?

It's a hard rock knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freddie_is_NOT_dead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why do Orphans love the iPhone X? Cause it does not have a home button.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What did Cher say to the orphan pig she rescued? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealisticAttack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What did one orphan say to the other?

"Robin go get the bat mobile!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meltedpickless
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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What's the difference between an orphan and a bastard?

Isn't it a parent?

-Andy James Scafidi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unenthusiasm7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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Why didn’t the duck family take in the orphaned cygnet

β€˜Swan more mouth to feed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicymayo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do historians call the period of time in which many parents left their infant children behind?

The orphanAGE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantzke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What's the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

Well, one is an orphan and the other is an ore fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chocorrupt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Orphan Fart

So I'm riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning. My dad starts laughing at me...

Dad: "Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?"

Me: "Why dad?"

Dad: "Because it ain't got no Pop! Huehuehuehue!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bromie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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My dad asked me if we can watch...

Orphan is the new black.

Then proceeded to laugh hysterically...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talia_badalia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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