A list of puns related to "The Open Library"
Sadly, it was booked.
"Reddit."
When I was young I told my dad, βWhen I grow up I want to be a musician.β My dad looked at me sternly and said, βYou know, son, you canβt do both.β
Looking at the huge tree in our front yard, my dad advised me, βDonβt trust that tree. Itβs shady.β
We were in the library together and my dad checked out a huge book on accounting. I asked why he was bothering to get that book. βI need to take this book to my doctor. It has a bloated appendix.β
My dad once told me, βI do yoga daily with your mother.β Then he added, βBy βdo yogaβ I mean I put my foot in my mouth.β
My dad was always telling me to exercise. He said I need to walk two miles a day. After a month of doing that, I called him, βOkay, now Iβm in Seattle. What do I do now?β
My dad loved Clint Eastwood. I heard that Clint just opened a preschool: βGo Ahead Make My Day Care.β
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
I went to the library with the kids (7 y/o girl, 3 y/o boy) I nanny and got all these children's books for the little boy. We got home and I opened them to read to him and there were no words. Just pictures. Me: Are you kidding me? Little girl: What is it? Me: This book has no words! Girl: You shouldn't of judged the book by its cover. Needless to say she owned me
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