There is a new drug on the streets called Jesus Christ...

Ya, most users are taking the Lord's name in vein.

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Two Mormon missionaries knock on our door

My dad answers the door and one of the missionaries says, "Good afternoon sir. I am Elder Mike and this is Elder James and we were wondering if you had a few moments to talk about the good news of Jesus Christ." My dad replies, "Wow! I had no idea Elder was such a common name!"

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