A list of puns related to "The Moodys"
From animal puns, we bring for you this funniest bundle of cow puns
How does a cow get to the mooooon? It flies through udder space!
What happens when you talk to a cow? It goes in one ear and out the udder!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
What is a cows favorite colour? Maroooooooon.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow? Peanut butter.
What do u call a really strong cow? Beefy.
What do you get when you walk under a cow? A pat on the head.
How does lady gaga like her steak? Raw raw raw raw raw.
Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.
What are a cows favorite subjects in school? Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus
What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and Quackers!
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Udder-Catastrophe
Where do you find the most cows? Moo-York
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
Why doesn’t Sweden export it’s cattle? It wants to keep it’s Stockholm!
What is the definition of “moon”? The past tense of “moo”!
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a
What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A shadow
What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What did the calf say to the silo? “Is my fodder in there?”
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
What’s a cow’s favorite moosi
... keep reading on reddit ➡We're out of state visiting my family. My sister (13) was being Moody and argumentative all day. By the time we got to dinner she was just glued to her phone. So, I took her phone, and say it in front of my SO. she pleaded several times to get her phone back, and I kept saying no. So, she started asking my SO.
Me: M | SO: SO | Sister: S
S: Can I just see my phone?
M: Picks up and shows it to her What colour is it?
S: ugh.. White. Duh.
M:, Good. Good. Then you can see it.
S:, Drawn out sigh
*S's phone buzzes
S: What does it say?
M: Samsung.
D: will you [SO] turn it and read it to me?
SO: rotates phone 90° Still says Samsung.
S: whhhhyyyyy???
Phone buzzes again
S: flip it over, and read it to me
SO: grins flips twice Samsung.
S: Are you on her side?!
SO: of the table
S: Uuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhh
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