In those days it was the custom of the Missourians to ask you to eat even if they intended to cut your throat as soon as you got through. Wilford Woodruff story

Wilford Woodruff – Humor in Adversity

We got up in the morning and walked in the rain twelve miles to the house of a man named Bemon, who was also one of the mob from Jackson County. They were about sitting down to breakfast as we came in.

In those days it was the custom of the Missourians to ask you to eat even if they intended to cut your throat as soon as you got through; so he asked us to take breakfast, and we were very glad of the invitation.

He knew we were β€œMormons,” and as soon as we began to eat he began to swear about the β€œMormons.” He had a large platter of bacon and eggs, and plenty of bread on the table, and his swearing did not hinder our eating, for the harder he swore the harder we ate, until we got our stomachs full; then we arose from the table, took our hats, thanked him for our breakfast, and the last we heard of him he was still swearing. I trust the Lord will reward him for our breakfast.
Leaves from My Journal: p. 18

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirlandrm
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Missourians packed into a city council meeting to fight a mask mandate. One of the attendees now has covid. washingtonpost.com/nation…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulsarEagle
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Missourian, would like to see Shane's standup in the Show-Me
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(The comments on this post represent how a lot of Missourians still feel about cannabis. We are in our own insulated bubble on this sub & sometimes we forget that) Missouri woman will have baby in prison because she smoked a joint on probation stltoday.com/news/local/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NORML_KC_420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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Persecution? JS gets a β€œrevelation” that he declares to the world. Mormons will have all the land in Jackson Co. Mo and the Indians are going to help them to take it. Shocking how that did not go over well with Missourians.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/senorcanche
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DryWarthog hasn't lived here for a year, yet he feels like he knows MO enough to run for governor. Vote for the man who is Missourian through and through!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superdupersun
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2021
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Governor Mike Parson issues Executive Order 21-10 to protect the individual rights of Missourians against overreaching federal COVID-19 vaccine mandates. #DoNotComply
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chase9090
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Unvaccinated Missourians fuel COVID: 'We will be the canary' apnews.com/article/mo-sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0viD00M
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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Unvaccinated Missourians fuel COVID: 'We will be the canary' apnews.com/article/mo-sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/INMATEofARKHAM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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Meet the volunteers of Missourians for Ranked Choice Voting!

We are hosting a meet and greet happy hour at 2 locations in Missouri tonight!!!

This is a great chance to ask questions about ranked choice voting, sign up for volunteer efforts or just chat with others who support the concept!

*you will be responsible for your own libations...:)

click the link to RSVP MORCV facebook so we know to expect you!

We can't wait to see some new faces!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missourircv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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Meet the Missourian reporter who went viral thanks to Tyler Badie's attempted Scottish accent (Badie has a great personality) columbiamissourian.com/sp…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NormStewart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2021
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Unvaccinated Missourians fuel COVID: 'We will be the canary' apnews.com/article/mo-sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esb5415
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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More than 350,000 Missourians have entered the vaccine lottery columbiamissourian.com/ne…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViceAdmiralWalrus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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Unvaccinated Missourians fuel COVID: 'We will be the canary' apnews.com/article/mo-sta…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theleopardmessiah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Missourians packed into a city council meeting to fight a mask mandate. One of the attendees now has covid. msn.com/en-us/news/us/mis…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shallah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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Hermann man arrested for masturbating while driving | Local News | emissourian.com - The Missourian emissourian.com/local_new…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Studio10eleven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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In 1968, the London bridge, that was the main pathway across the Thames since 1831, was purchased by the Missourian entrepreneur Robert P. McCulloch for US$2,460,000. It was subsequently transferred across the Atlantic ocean and placed in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, where it stands to this day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlekHek
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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[MO DHSS] Phase 3 activates today! That means all Missourians over the age of 16 are now eligible to get the COVID-19 vaccine! Register with the Vaccine Navigator to find events all around Missouri twitter.com/HealthyLiving…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cthepo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Missourians Are Still Heading To The Country To Find A Vaccine news.stlpublicradio.org/h…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crabcakes110
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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As Rural Missourians Win the Vaccine Lottery, St. Louisans Drive Hours for a Shot stltoday.com/news/local/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippiemomma1109
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Best/Creepiest photo the Missourian has ever posted?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fratson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Unvaccinated Missourians fuel COVID: 'We will be the canary' apnews.com/article/89fa99…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NORDLAN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2021
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Unvaccinated Missourians fuel COVID: 'We will be the canary' apnews.com/article/89fa99…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GregWilson23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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As Rural Missourians Win the Vaccine Lottery, St. Louisans Drive Hours for a Shot stltoday.com/news/local/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippiemomma1109
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Racist Comic Published in the Franklin County Missourian
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πŸ‘€︎ u/well_glory
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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"saying china is imperialist is sinophobic bc the random missourian should focus on his own country and hes a useful idiot"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EratosvOnKrete
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Tip for my fellow Missourians, Avoid Joplin like its the plague.

Its not that its a bad city. Its that its full of degenerate idiots. That may sound harsh but its just the facts. Also yeah antimaskers have taken over the city. Joplin is place where promaskers get more laugh and angry reacts than likes or hearts for spreading actual scientific facts. This town is hard set on pseudo science and city council sides with the idiots instead of listening to the advice of the doctors in and outside of the city. I wish people here had brain cells.

Also yeah seriously avoid Joplin, were about to become a hotspot for COVID in the state again because city council voted to disband the mask order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abcMF
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Looks like dropping unemployed Missourians from the unemployment statistics , making the unemployment numbers look better than they are, isn’t working for the Party in power. When the Chamber of Commerce folks point it out, it’s a problem.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillFrancis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Unvaccinated Missourians fuel COVID: 'We will be the canary' - Intensive care beds are filling up with surprisingly young, unvaccinated patients, and staff members are getting burned out fighting a battle that was supposed to be in its final throes msn.com/en-us/news/us/unv…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shallah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2021
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Gov. Parsons responds to Missouri having double the Covid19 cases of New York and being put on NY's quarantine list by saying Missourians "I think probably people are smart enough in this state, probably they don’t want to go to New York" kshb.com/news/coronavirus…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJRiddle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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[MO DHSS] Phase 3 activates today! That means all Missourians over the age of 16 are now eligible to get the COVID-19 vaccine! Register with the Vaccine Navigator to find events all around Missouri twitter.com/HealthyLiving…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cthepo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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As Rural Missourians Win the Vaccine Lottery, St. Louisans Drive Hours for a Shot stltoday.com/news/local/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippiemomma1109
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Fuel tax increase could be on the horizon for Missourians as lawmakers debate columbiamissourian.com/ne…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViceAdmiralWalrus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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July 20, 1833: Missourians rioting and demolishing the Mormon printing establishment in Independence. The trigger? An item in the church newspaper titled: "Free People of Color." Black lives mattered then, Black Lives Matter now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ariel_rubinstein
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Missouri to change state song to a supercut of all the times Rush Limbaugh read the name of a Missourian on his "AIDS Update" death segment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevilsAdvocare
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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This is Senator Roy Blunt. He sold me, my fellow Missourians, and this nation to the telecom lobby for $185,550.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayBrower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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How President Truman Brought Missourian Values To The White House liberalwisconsin.blogspot…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imll99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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This is Senator Roy Blunt. He sold me, my fellow Missourians, and this nation to the telecom lobbyists for $127,500
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaslightManifesto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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ALL Missourians become eligible for the COVID-19 vaccination on Friday, April 9th

Hannibal Regional Hospital will conduct a COVID Vaccination Clinic this Friday, April 9 from 1:00 pm – 7:00 pm. Sign up here: https://fs30.formsite.com/marketinghannibalhealthorg/April9/index.html

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WmHerrin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Happy Hour with the Missourians for Ranked Choice Voting Tonight!

If you support getting ranked choice voting in Missouri, then join our volunteers tonight and chat, meet new people and find out our plan of action and how you can help!

please click the link to rsvp for happy hour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/missourircv
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