The Martian Puns

A list of puns related to "The Martian"

Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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👤︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why is Beethoven's 5th Symphony the Martian national anthem?

Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...

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👤︎ u/aqua_zesty_man
📅︎ May 30 2020
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What did the Martian paramedic say when the caller answered the door?

"Take me to your bleeder."

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👤︎ u/DontHateDefenestrate
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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I just watched the montage in 'The Martian' where he is fertilizing the potatoes

It was a pretty shit montage

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👤︎ u/BigBoyMuguff
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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What is the difference between a sandstorm and a martian fart?

A martian fart is green.

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👤︎ u/jamesanator9
📅︎ Jan 03 2014
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What is the Martian's favorite flavor of ice-cream?

Marsmellow

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👤︎ u/dnap123
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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A Martian has filed a race discrimination lawsuit against a major US corporation

This Martian went to apply for a job, despite his low qualifications. The interviewer asked about college education and the Martian said he didn't have that. When asked if he ever did that line of work before, the Martian said no. So the interviewer thanked the Martian for coming, but added that he thought that the Martian was a bit too green for the job -- hence the lawsuit.

(Not original, but I don't remember where I heard similar.)

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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Did you hear about the riots on Mars?

The government declared Martian Law.

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👤︎ u/TheArchaeonOfficial
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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Was so bad it took me a few seconds to get

Me doing a school assignment on the search for extraterrestrial life Dad: Why are you doing a project on Martians?

Me: They're not Martians but they might be Kepler 22b'ns

Dad: Any relation to baked beans?

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👤︎ u/yelruho_21
📅︎ May 05 2015
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I'm a Dad, and this is my joke...

Did you hear about the Martian Avian vet?

I guess he's an "ill-eagle" alien...

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👤︎ u/illiteret
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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