βSo whatβs it like living in the mountains?β
Itβs got itβs ups and downs
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The local bartender moved his pub to the summit of a mountain and the quality of his drinks improved
He really raised the bar on that one
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Which mountains have the best nuts?
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︎ May 03 2021
Why can't the pirate play Magic the gathering?
Because he is sitting in his deck
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︎ May 11 2021
Disclaimer: this is my 5 year old son's joke. He is a dad in the making. "Everest is the biggest mountain. Mount Fuji is the prettiest. Which mountain is the stinkiest?"
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What's the difference between a gymnast jaguar, and a meth-head mountain lion?
One is an acrobatic cat.
The other is a broke, addict cat.
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Why did they build the university on a mountain?
It was a place of higher learning.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It drove 2 miles down the road and turned into a field.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Mountains are not just funny...
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︎ May 05 2021
Pooh can't calculate the angle at which his friend magically conjured a kitschy garden ornament.
He's not good with tigger-gnome-hat-trick equations.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Donβt ever go to the local mountains and try to rent skis.
You can only get snowbored.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
This mountain just installed a new CPU and processor into his pc.
It's now running on peak performance
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Did you ever hear about the lumberjack in the magic Forrest?
A lumberjack went to a magic Forrest to cut down some trees for wood. He comes up to the first tree he sees and starts to chop it down. Suddenly the tree cries out βWait! Donβt cut me down! Iβm a magical talking tree!β The lumberjack replies βYou may be a magic tree but you will dialogue!β
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︎ Mar 25 2021
My Dentist can say one magic word and can get anyone to open their mouths.
He must be the Wizard of Ahhhs.
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︎ May 07 2021
What do you call a gecko who knows magic?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
What did the mountain say to the funny highlands?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Anyone listened to the mountain joke?
If not u should cause itβs hil-arious
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Mountain lions are very rarely spotted in the wild...
Thatβs because mountain lions aren't spotted, cheetahs are!
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︎ Feb 15 2021
I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.
From there, it's all downhill.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A mountain makes the best jokes.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, itβs between Iraq and a hard place.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Why are people that live on mountains smarter?
Because they have high-schools
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Speaking of magicians... what do you call a magician when he looses all his magic?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Can you believe people actually eat mountain oysters?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you call a magic owl?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Why do mountains make good comedians?
Because they're hill areas...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What happens when you run a magical lamp underwater?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you call a magician who loses his magic??
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︎ May 01 2021
Mountains aren't funny
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︎ Apr 16 2021
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
A magic tractor drove down the road ...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
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A magic tractor drives down the road...
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What do you call a magician without magic?
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
mountains arent just funny...
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