The Lodge Puns

A list of puns related to "The Lodge"

My girlfriend and I were traveling thru Kentucky where we stayed at a lodge. She told me a humorous story out to the left of the wall of the building...

It was an inn-side joke.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Did you hear about the priest who was admitted into the hospital with over two dozen little plastic horses lodged in his rectum.

Doctors say he is in stable condition.

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👤︎ u/mgsalinger
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I grabbed a treebranch and threw it in the air.When it landed it lodged itself into the soil perpendicular to the ground.

I knew it would stick the landing.

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👤︎ u/amotthejoker
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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I’m going to open a hotel for hunters that looks like an airplane.

I’m going to call it The Fuse Lodge.

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👤︎ u/RailSAndAles
📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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At the Dentist's Office

A carpenter walks into a dentist's office. He had somehow managed to lodge a nail into one of his teeth.

The dentist had to fight tooth and nail to get it out.

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👤︎ u/MegaZeroX7
📅︎ Apr 14 2015
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After a nice day's hiking in Uganda..

We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.

He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...

'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'

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👤︎ u/8979323
📅︎ Mar 18 2015
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That's way too expensive just for camping...

My wife and I really love the Smoky Mountains. This is a conversation we had today:

Me: "We should get a camper. Then we could go to the Smokies without worrying about the lodging expenses."

Wife: "That would be awesome, and when we have long weekends we could go camping closer to home, maybe by a lake."

Me: "I don't think we could afford a lake."

Wife: .....

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👤︎ u/Doc_Osten
📅︎ Aug 31 2014
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