I was asking my little brother if he knew who Baloo from the Jungle Book was.

My dad butted in after my brother said he didn't know.

"Maybe he knows Red or Green."

I fucking lost it.

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📅︎ May 14 2016
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Dad Poem for Harambe (Closer Remix)

So pull thay baby closer

Like that kid in your enclosure

That Harambe call his home

Shoot a bullet through his shoulder

Pull the sheets right of the corner

Of the haystack that he stole

From his brother back in jungle

Harambe's never getting older!

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📅︎ Jan 06 2017
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